ok who is going to fess up to this posting lol!
Possessed by the devil. Is your life too perfect? Do you need a challenge? Look no more friends. I served in the Marines and am a Muay Thai Boxer and I have never faced a foe as tough as this car.
The dream was real enough, and very attainable. Build a nice reliable fox-body. On a budget. Here is where things get sour. I have had nothing but problems out of this car since day one.
This may seem like a silly way to sell this thing but hear me out. As mentioned above you will need a mechanic/exorcist. If you do not know/or are not this, move along.
This beast will vaporize panties. But not before it vaporizes your wallet. It has gt40p heads, bbk long tube headers mated to full exhaust. Steeds sts mated to a tremec 3550 tranny. Roller rockers, a janky old bbk cai sitting on top of a 306. Aluminum drive shaft, Under drive pulleys, tagged AND inspected with a blue title in my name. Runs and drives.
But you don't want to hear those boring things.
I have lamed one arm turning wrenches on this Demon and the other one is on the way out. I am not kidding. My arm was in a sling for a week and still isn't right months later. Now just about everything you can think of has been replaced and I have receipts for it all. At 3500 obo I am taking a loss but getting my soul back. This Devil is going to tear up the contract and sign a new one with you, the buyer. If you are a devil worshiper (and I know you are because you're still reading this) this is Rosemary. She goes by Rosie for short.
Things that go with this sale are included but not limited to: cobra upper and lower intake, 70mm Bbk throttle body, mass air flow sensor with heavier injectors. My sanity.
Trades? Trades you say? An RX7 that is NOT possessed, tagged and inspected, ready to drive. I prefer the 1st gen but will accept later body styles.
Look, this Devil car is not perfect so move along if that's what you're about. The damn things spitting pea soup for crying out loud. If it had a head I'm pretty sure it would spin freely round and round. More pics available upon request.
Ps I through in a picture of bacon strips because everything's better with bacon. Also an Oreo with a jalapeño on it.
Zane
Possessed by the devil. Is your life too perfect? Do you need a challenge? Look no more friends. I served in the Marines and am a Muay Thai Boxer and I have never faced a foe as tough as this car.
The dream was real enough, and very attainable. Build a nice reliable fox-body. On a budget. Here is where things get sour. I have had nothing but problems out of this car since day one.
This may seem like a silly way to sell this thing but hear me out. As mentioned above you will need a mechanic/exorcist. If you do not know/or are not this, move along.
This beast will vaporize panties. But not before it vaporizes your wallet. It has gt40p heads, bbk long tube headers mated to full exhaust. Steeds sts mated to a tremec 3550 tranny. Roller rockers, a janky old bbk cai sitting on top of a 306. Aluminum drive shaft, Under drive pulleys, tagged AND inspected with a blue title in my name. Runs and drives.
But you don't want to hear those boring things.
I have lamed one arm turning wrenches on this Demon and the other one is on the way out. I am not kidding. My arm was in a sling for a week and still isn't right months later. Now just about everything you can think of has been replaced and I have receipts for it all. At 3500 obo I am taking a loss but getting my soul back. This Devil is going to tear up the contract and sign a new one with you, the buyer. If you are a devil worshiper (and I know you are because you're still reading this) this is Rosemary. She goes by Rosie for short.
Things that go with this sale are included but not limited to: cobra upper and lower intake, 70mm Bbk throttle body, mass air flow sensor with heavier injectors. My sanity.
Trades? Trades you say? An RX7 that is NOT possessed, tagged and inspected, ready to drive. I prefer the 1st gen but will accept later body styles.
Look, this Devil car is not perfect so move along if that's what you're about. The damn things spitting pea soup for crying out loud. If it had a head I'm pretty sure it would spin freely round and round. More pics available upon request.
Ps I through in a picture of bacon strips because everything's better with bacon. Also an Oreo with a jalapeño on it.
Zane
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