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    ok who is going to fess up to this posting lol!




    Possessed by the devil. Is your life too perfect? Do you need a challenge? Look no more friends. I served in the Marines and am a Muay Thai Boxer and I have never faced a foe as tough as this car.

    The dream was real enough, and very attainable. Build a nice reliable fox-body. On a budget. Here is where things get sour. I have had nothing but problems out of this car since day one.

    This may seem like a silly way to sell this thing but hear me out. As mentioned above you will need a mechanic/exorcist. If you do not know/or are not this, move along.

    This beast will vaporize panties. But not before it vaporizes your wallet. It has gt40p heads, bbk long tube headers mated to full exhaust. Steeds sts mated to a tremec 3550 tranny. Roller rockers, a janky old bbk cai sitting on top of a 306. Aluminum drive shaft, Under drive pulleys, tagged AND inspected with a blue title in my name. Runs and drives.

    But you don't want to hear those boring things.

    I have lamed one arm turning wrenches on this Demon and the other one is on the way out. I am not kidding. My arm was in a sling for a week and still isn't right months later. Now just about everything you can think of has been replaced and I have receipts for it all. At 3500 obo I am taking a loss but getting my soul back. This Devil is going to tear up the contract and sign a new one with you, the buyer. If you are a devil worshiper (and I know you are because you're still reading this) this is Rosemary. She goes by Rosie for short.

    Things that go with this sale are included but not limited to: cobra upper and lower intake, 70mm Bbk throttle body, mass air flow sensor with heavier injectors. My sanity.

    Trades? Trades you say? An RX7 that is NOT possessed, tagged and inspected, ready to drive. I prefer the 1st gen but will accept later body styles.

    Look, this Devil car is not perfect so move along if that's what you're about. The damn things spitting pea soup for crying out loud. If it had a head I'm pretty sure it would spin freely round and round. More pics available upon request.

    Ps I through in a picture of bacon strips because everything's better with bacon. Also an Oreo with a jalapeño on it.
    Zane

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    statements such as, beast will vaporize panties and having pictures of bacon all on the same page. i can dig it

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    • #3
      who likes pickles on their oreo's????? really?

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      • #4
        but the bacon will sell the car, everyone knows bacon sells

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Post
          who likes pickles on their oreo's????? really?
          Jalapeño

          320rwhp. 7.67 @ 90mph 1.7 60'

          DD: 2004 GMC Sierra VHO 6.0 LQ9 324whp 350wtrq

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          • #6
            I wish the car was made of bacon.
            Ded

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            • #7
              That's awesome !!
              Vortex rear stand $75
              8.8 410s. $50

              **SKAGG NASTY**
              My goal in life is to not arrive at the grave in a well preserved body.
              but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

              1990 Foxbody GT for that ass
              11 4 door
              13 FX2 White 5.0

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              • #8
                I just emailed him. I'll buy if the price is right

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TEAMJACOB View Post
                  I just emailed him. I'll buy if the price is right
                  You are asking how you can get your child support cut in one thread, and buying junk in the next. Nice to see you take care of your responsibility's.

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                  • #10
                    Until he said 306, I thought he was talking about my SVO...
                    sigpic18 F150 Supercrew - daily
                    17 F150 Supercrew - totaled Dec 12, 2018
                    13 DIB Premium GT, M6, Track Pack, Glass Roof, Nav, Recaros - Sold
                    86 SVO - Sold
                    '03 F150 Supercrew - Sold
                    01 TJ - new toy - Sold
                    65 F100 (460 + C6) - Sold

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sig239 View Post
                      You are asking how you can get your child support cut in one thread, and buying junk in the next. Nice to see you take care of your responsibility's.
                      don't know the full story.. but if it is half true... than fuck you and my wifes dead beat dad... (not aimed at sig... but the other deadbeat fuck)
                      first class white trash

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                      • #12
                        Damn u, I was fixin to link this. That is effing hilarious!!!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by forbes View Post
                          don't know the full story.. but if it is half true... than fuck you and my wifes dead beat dad... (not aimed at sig... but the other deadbeat fuck)
                          Zing!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by sig239 View Post
                            You are asking how you can get your child support cut in one thread, and buying junk in the next. Nice to see you take care of your responsibility's.
                            fuck you, jump to conclusions much you dumb mother fucker. i'm not even sure if my pay will be cut or not and if it is, it will be cut by probably more than you make in a year. as a supplement income and in preparation as to the uncertain future, i have ventured into trying to make some side money with mustangs, ohhhhhhh im so fucking lame for making money and saving it.
                            go slit your wrists you piece of shit

                            edit: read the thread again. my question was can it be reduced to the fact that i have had another child over a year ago. you sound like cooter did in that thread. you guys are saying because i am paying a certain amount and may(key word being may) be able to have it reduced to the amount every other dad in texas pays who has 2 children, i should just leave it at the current rate to be a good dad?
                            Thought maybe someone here would have experience with this. Currently I pay 800 a month and am responsible for maintaining insurance on him which is 350 a month. If she would have provided the insurance my child support for one kid would have been 1150. Well my compwas bought out and I am fairly certain I will be taking a pay
                            Last edited by TEAMJACOB; 01-05-2012, 10:58 PM.

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                            • #15
                              I seen that too. Sounds like he's turning his on wrenches and don't know shit about his car. I'm gonna offer a 1,000 bucks for the car. Drive it around town and vaporize all the panties around town. Ooopps, that only applies to females that wear panties. lol
                              04 GT
                              91 LX

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