Do you sit or stand when you wipe

[racrguy]

Confucious (sic?) says man who stands to wipe has squidgy butthole.

[white trash wagon]

Sit and crumple

[Jyard]

I lay down. Much more comfortable when wiping.

[Trip McNeely]

For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing. You sit down when you pee, you got that? Now get your fat ass on outta here.

[Lone Sailor]

Sitting folder here

Who uses baby wipes to clean up?

I think Elvis posted in the tp thread that he does.

[BradM]

I stand up to wipe my ass but at night I sit down to pee. I suffer from split-stream syndrome. Sitting down and peeing keeps everything in the bowl. This however can be difficult whilst I have "night wood". I have to press down on my boner to get it under the rim of the seat. This tends to shut off the flow. Like putting a kink in a garden hose.

How can you sit down and pee with a boner? I'm not sticking my dick in toilet water to pee. I'd rather piss in the sink. (never have though)

[Cooter]

I can't imagine crumpling toilet paper to wipe... when you wax your car, do you just wad up the rag?

[TEAMJACOB]

I can't imagine crumpling toilet paper to wipe... when you wax your car, do you just wad up the rag?

what the fuck does that have to do with anything? do you wax your own ass?

[Cooter]

what the fuck does that have to do with anything? do you wax your own ass?

I don't wax my ass at all... do you?

my point is I'm wondering if people utilize other pieces of paper/cloth wadded up or do they fold them to maximize surface area?

just baffling to me. I didn't realize people actually wadded up toilet paper

[TEAMJACOB]

I don't wax my ass at all... do you?

my point is I'm wondering if people utilize other pieces of paper/cloth wadded up or do they fold them to maximize surface area?

just baffling to me. I didn't realize people actually wadded up toilet paper

i fold so i dont get that either. seems like a waste, but then again, i stand and just found out thats weird

[Slowhand]

Do you sitters enjoy getting your junk all up in the rim of the toilet seat?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Do you sitters enjoy getting your junk all up in the rim of the toilet seat?

I make a couch of toilet paper over the front so my cock and balls take rest for a little bit.

[Cobraman]

I've never heard of standing to wipe. It's awkward and inefficient. I guess I'll give it a try.

[FATHERFORD]

Sit to wipe....

you will never have a clean ass until you use "baby" wipes.

[jluv]

I sit, but sometimes a standing power wipe is necessary. You have to bend over and spread the left cheek with your left hand. You can get a lot more leverage and control this way.

And Forrest, I'd never heard of folding until yesterday. Had no idea people folded to wipe. I tried it, and there's no traction. Leaves too much behind.

So, I'm a sitting clumper with the occasional standing power wipe.