Do you sit or stand when you wipe

[Matt]

[CJ]

I just hate the tar shits. God damn I hate the tar shits. 10 minutes and 55 attempts.

[TEAMJACOB]

Why the fuck do i stand? It's how I've always done it. Wtf?

[VaderTT]

I just can't "stand" wiping.

[Unicorn Jeff]

I fold and sit. And Phil, you're sitting away from me if you don't wipe!

[VaderTT]

I fold and sit. And Phil, you're sitting away from me if you don't wipe!

Notice I don't shake with my left hand.

[JP135]

I sit on the carpet and pull myself around the room like a wormy dog.

[78X]

Sitting folder here

Who uses baby wipes to clean up?

Me but one wipe only

[TRAXX]

squatting position hovering 6-8" over the seat

Yeah that more describes my "technique"

Danny, well, I started to type it all out but then realized WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND STOPPED!

[krazy kris]

I take a sheet in the middle of the street

[FoxBodyNick]

I cock a leg up on the sink standing and wipe away

[Hicompression]

I stand up to wipe my ass but at night I sit down to pee. I suffer from split-stream syndrome. Sitting down and peeing keeps everything in the bowl. This however can be difficult whilst I have "night wood". I have to press down on my boner to get it under the rim of the seat. This tends to shut off the flow. Like putting a kink in a garden hose.

[2011GT]

Repost! I win!
Lol I made this poll a long time ago in canada.

http://www.dfwstangs.net/forums/showthread.php?t=280209

[crapstang]

What is up with all of the folders and standers?

[Hines57]

sit

who the fuck would stand to wipe?

My buddy says standing is the way to power wipe . We just had this discussion at work. I say I'm a sitter with a left lean