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"How many have you had tonight?"
"Two, officer"...
"Two, officer"...
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Sent them an email, not asking for free ones, but for where to buy some close to my home. Hopefully it will result in a free sample or something. Tried to make it sound as mature as possible. It was hard considering I'm inquiring about whiskey in a can."Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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I can barely finish a 12oz beer; a 12oz scotch would kill me. Seriously; who drinks that much scotch at one time?Magnus, I am your father. You need to ask your mother about a man named Calvin Klein.Comment
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No shit, right? You finish one of those and you're going to be pretty damn hammered.Originally posted by svo855 View Post"When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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A drunk on the go... Those kids gotta get to school!Originally posted by svo855 View Post.Comment
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Dave Attel was on Conan tonight BTW.Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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I referenced that about a week ago.Originally posted by 71chevellejohn View Post
"Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron SwansonComment
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