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ticket for the bird?

01-04-2012, 03:13 PM

So a sheriff was transporting two fine, upstanding Hispanic gentleman just now and as they passed were bobbing their and shit. So when I just passed em I bounced my head and told em they were number 1 to fuck with em. Then the deputy caught up to me and shook his finger at me
Is the bird illegal?

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01-04-2012, 03:15 PM

It's freedom of expression.

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01-04-2012, 03:17 PM

I just wanted to laugh at those vatos and tell em they were number 1
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01-04-2012, 03:31 PM

I had to read that about 3 times before I understood what you were talking about.
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01-04-2012, 03:33 PM

OP is an idiot.

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01-04-2012, 03:33 PM

all i got from that is that your are the asshole that speeds up when someone passes you. you were in the fastlane too werent ya?

god bless.

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01-04-2012, 03:35 PM

Yes, it is a ticketable offense. Not sure what it's cited as, but I'm sure Matt will chime in with an answer.
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01-04-2012, 03:35 PM

Dolt.
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01-04-2012, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by 2011GT View Post

I had to read that about 3 times before I understood what you were talking about.

You too huh. I stopped after the 4th time.

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I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?

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If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.

Originally posted by Broncojohnny

Because fuck you, that's why

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nice dick, Idrivea4banger

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......and idrivea4banger is a real person.

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Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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01-04-2012, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by HarrisonTX View Post

OP is an idiot.

I disagree, "idiot" is a compliment to that dumbass.

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01-04-2012, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by ELVIS View Post

all i got from that is that your are the asshole that speeds up when someone passes you. you were in the fastlane too werent ya?

god bless.

He passed me on the left and I passed him on the right. You are the idiot for assuming wrong.
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01-04-2012, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by 78X View Post

He passed me on the left and I passed him on the right. You are the idiot for assuming wrong.

Originally posted by ELVIS View Post

all i got from that is that your are the asshole that speeds up when someone passes you.

god bless.

orly?

god bless.

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01-04-2012, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by BigTitan21 View Post

I disagree, "idiot" is a compliment to that dumbass.

To this day I have no idea why he is using my picture as his avatar.

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01-04-2012, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post

To this day I have no idea why he is using my picture as his avatar.

He loves you.

Originally posted by talisman

I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?

Originally posted by AdamLX

If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.

Originally posted by Broncojohnny

Because fuck you, that's why

Originally posted by 80coupe

nice dick, Idrivea4banger

Originally posted by Rick Modena

......and idrivea4banger is a real person.

Originally posted by Jester

Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.
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01-04-2012, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post

To this day I have no idea why he is using my picture as his avatar.

Because youre ridiculously good looking? Now where's the dick sucking smiley?

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