Anybody know a good divorce lawyer in Fort Worth?

[dumpycapri85]

lol. That doesn't make a difference. You ever seen Bad Santa, when Bernie Mac told the midget and Billy Bob that he was on to them, and he wanted half? Then the midget tried to negotiate for 5 minutes, and BernieMac's response every time was "HALF"?

Yeah.... That's how it goes. It doesn't matter of you had it before her. Once you said "I do", she was entitled to half.

Texas Law and Property Division

In Texas, the property subject to division in a divorce is referred to as ''community property.'' To qualify as community property, it must have been acquired jointly or by either spouse during the marriage itself. Property that is acquired before marriage, inherited or received as a gift, comes under separate property and in certain circumstances may be included in community property. In the ''community property'' system, the division of marital assets is determined by weighing many factors. These factors may include:
•Earning potential of the spouses
•Individual property of the spouses
•Reckless management of marital assets
•Duration of marriage
•Age and physical/mental health of spouses
•Responsibility and care of any children
•Abuse or marital infidelity present in the marriage

The result of the division of marital property is a split of assets that may appear unequal, but which is deemed fair and just by the court based on need and other circumstances. Hence the term ''equitable'' instead of equal.

I also have a few more aces in my pocket but we also have a fair amount of dept that I am going to press her on if she tries to make it tough . The fact that she commited credit card fraud by stealing my # to pay her lawyer is just one . That was the forth time and if I have to lock her up to get what I want I will .

[dumpycapri85]

BTW , I fucking love bad santa !

[talisman]

Call your CC and dispute the charges. See how long the lawyer lasts when he isn't getting paid.

[dumpycapri85]

I did and they want me to call the cops and file a report . I tried to let her know she needed to dump the lawyer and we would work it out together but its looking more and more like I am going to have to call just to have it recorded .

[Unicorn Jeff]

Damn dude... She was a cutie!

[talisman]

Be ruthless. Allow your enemy no quarter.

[dumpycapri85]

Damn dude... She was a cutie!

No , she was hot and was a rock star in the sack but not hot enough to deal with all the problems . A hit and run would be fine but the chick is a train wreck in the head to spend any time around .

[dumpycapri85]

Be ruthless. Allow your enemy no quarter.

I have no choice . Trample the week and hurdle the dead !

[bcoop]

Dumpy - I know what the law says. I also know what happens in reality. If she wants it, guess who is getting it?


My boss had his most recent ex wife sign a prenup. They also have some company deal where spouses get nothing in the business. He had to pay her "go away" money for the company to be untouched, and he was protected on two fronts. Shit happens. You have a dick, which means the courts WILL fuck you. It's not even a question of if, it's a question of go hard they will fuck you.

[jefehbk]

A good friend of mine from high school - Give her a call, she's great.

http://yourfortworthattorney.com/

she is a hottie...she can represent me anytime.

[dumpycapri85]

Dumpy - I know what the law says. I also know what happens in reality. If she wants it, guess who is getting it?


My boss had his most recent ex wife sign a prenup. They also have some company deal where spouses get nothing in the business. He had to pay her "go away" money for the company to be untouched, and he was protected on two fronts. Shit happens. You have a dick, which means the courts WILL fuck you. It's not even a question of if, it's a question of go hard they will fuck you.

I hear ya . I was really trying to be nice and fair but I guess that aint the game we are gonna play . I think her biggest fear is the fact that she knows I can be so focused once I make a choice and she is afraid I will take my boy from her . I don't want to but I will do anything I have to do to keep my dads rights and give her as little as possible .

[dumpycapri85]

Damn dude... She was a cutie!

This is from my sons birthday in October .

[talisman]

I'd divorce you for wearing that hat!

[Unicorn Jeff]

Have any "Better" pictures?

[talisman]

And stay away from skinny bitches. They're always in a bad mood because they're hungry.