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    I would seriously like to punch whoever invented this agency in the fucking nose. Sidenote- kids giving vanilla bourbon cupcakes, and teacher possibly saving it for her child? Is there some sort of culinary linguistic I'm misinterpreting there?


    A Massachusetts woman who flew home from Las Vegas this week says an airport security officer confiscated her frosted cupcake because he thought its vanilla-bourbon icing could be a "security risk."

    Rebecca Hains told ABCNews.com today that a Transportation Security Administration agent at Las Vegas- McCarran International Airport seized her cupcake, saying the frosting sitting atop the red velvet cake was gel-like enough to violate regulations.

    The incident took place Wednesday.
    Hains, a teacher, said the cupcake was a gift from one of her students. She was traveling with her husband and toddler, and thought her young son might get hungry on the long trip home.

    The cupcake was packaged in a glass container with a metal lid, which was why it attracted the attention of the scanner in the first place.
    The TSA agent didn't know what to do with the cupcake, so she called over her supervisor, Hains said.

    "The TSA supervisor, Robert Epps, was using really bad logic - he said it counted as a gel-like substance because it was conforming to the shape of its container."

    "We also had a small pile of hummus sandwiches with creamy fillings, which made it through, but the cupcake with its frosting was apparently a terrorist threat…I just don't know what world he was living in," said Hains, speaking of the TSA officer.

    Hains said she had flown from Boston to Las Vegas with two cupcakes without any problems.

    "The TSA at Logan Airport said the cupcakes looked delicious and told us to have a great trip. But in Las Vegas, they were dangerous. They shouldn't be delicious in one part of the country and a security threat in the other."

    Hains called the TSA "security theater."

    "You'd expect them to be consistent. If they're doing what they claim to be doing and actually protecting travelers, they would be applying their rules using critical thinking. He gave no indication that really thought the cupcake was a threat."

    "This really isn't about the cupcake, it's about the bigger issue and it's indicative of the fact that broader reforms need to be made to the TSA because they are not keeping us safe," said Hains.

    "In general, cakes and pies are allowed in carry-on luggage," TSA spokesperson James Fotenos told ABC News affiliate WCVB. Fotenos added that they were looking into why this cupcake was confiscated.

  • #2
    That's what happens when the government runs a company.

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    • #3
      The TSA needs to be eliminated. Its a fucking joke.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ram57ta View Post
        The TSA needs to be eliminated. Its a fucking joke.
        its more of a agency to slowly violate your rights and get you used to all the fun things to come. now they're setting up highway stuff as well. These guys are jokers...

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        • #5
          You guys are gonna feel bad when that cupcake explodes in the evidence locker!
          "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. "
          George Orwell

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          • #6
            Actually a cupcake would be a good way to hide things. What's the big deal? It's just a fucking cupcake. Yeah it may be a little overboard but damn sure not news worthy.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
              Actually a cupcake would be a good way to hide things. What's the big deal? It's just a fucking cupcake. Yeah it may be a little overboard but damn sure not news worthy.
              I disagree. Strip searching old women on oxygen breathers, toddlers....give me a fucking break...these "agents" are either dumber than a fucking brick or they just like fucking with people because they hate their jobs. Or BOTH.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by ram57ta View Post
                I disagree. Strip searching old women on oxygen breathers, toddlers....give me a fucking break...these "agents" are either dumber than a fucking brick or they just like fucking with people because they hate their jobs. Or BOTH.
                most Ive seen have been lazy ninjas.....

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ram57ta View Post
                  I disagree. Strip searching old women on oxygen breathers, toddlers....give me a fucking break...these "agents" are either dumber than a fucking brick or they just like fucking with people because they hate their jobs. Or BOTH.
                  Rarely (actually never) do I see that and I fly a decent amount. And do you really think a terrorist or threat would wear a name tag the let's everyone know?

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                  • #10
                    It's not vanilla bourbon, it's Bourbon vanilla- as in vanilla from the Bourbon Islands. It just sounds better if they can make it seem that she's drugging the kid for the flight.

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                    • #11
                      Charlie Murphy said it best last week when I saw him at the improv:

                      "Osama Bin Laden is DEAD!?!?!? HOOOOOOO LYYYYYYY FUCK.. YES! Ni**a's DEAD! You muthafuckas working for the TSA... yeah, you... ya'll ni**as can report back to McDonalds on Monday."
                      Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                      I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                      Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                      Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                      dont downshift!!
                      Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                        Rarely (actually never) do I see that and I fly a decent amount. And do you really think a terrorist or threat would wear a name tag the let's everyone know?
                        You must work for TSA or know someone who does. So because YOU haven't witnessed any of their insane actions that have made the news numerous times...it must not exist? The agency is out of control...the agents don't use any common sense...and they are NOT getting better...it just continues to happen and the agency acts like there is no problem and continues to follow the "business as usual" practice. You can defend them all day long if you believe there is no problem...thats your right. I think..and MOST of the US believes there is a problem that needs to be addressed.

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                        • #13
                          Nah I don't work there and you're not right. Most of the US doesn't care. I know there have been issues but you gotta understand the time constraints. They don't have time to fuck with some lady's cupcake because she was too dumb to check it and too stubborn to eat it sooner than her couple hours of flight time. You want them to fix it with a judicial process when something questionable comes into play? Lol give me a break man think realistically. Take off the foil hat...this isn't some govt control bs

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                          • #14
                            I'm not saying Issues dont exist but I've never had a problem with TSA. Not one and I've flown 100,000 miles in the past year and a half two years..
                            Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                            Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                              Nah I don't work there and you're not right. Most of the US doesn't care. I know there have been issues but you gotta understand the time constraints. They don't have time to fuck with some lady's cupcake because she was too dumb to check it and too stubborn to eat it sooner than her couple hours of flight time. You want them to fix it with a judicial process when something questionable comes into play? Lol give me a break man think realistically. Take off the foil hat...this isn't some govt control bs
                              Cupcakes and pastries aren't prohibited. It's about a $14/hr rent-a-cop wannabe thinking he's the policeman of the world and interpreting the regulations to be a dick. Oh, yeah. I feel safer with them patting down my children, making people throw away water bottles, cupcakes, and confiscating sewing kits.

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