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    Our Santa is getting crown black and coke with some deer jerky .
    I can hardly wait!
    The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

  • #2
    I bet you can't.

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    • #3
      A hamburger with doo-doo for the meat!

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      • #4
        Milk and cookies, and dog biscuits for reindeer.

        And coffee and latkes for chaunakah harry.

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        • #5
          My boy is three so I've gotta have something to keep warm with while bringing in all the stuff from the shed . My girls are 15 and they came up with the idea and had momma buy me the bottle for a stocking stuffer .
          The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

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          • #6
            You've trained your daughters well Obi-Wan

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            • #7
              Cocaine and Woodford Reserve. The guy has a long night to get through, might as well do him a solid.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by talisman View Post
                Cocaine and Woodford Reserve. The guy has a long night to get through, might as well do him a solid.
                < is jelly
                The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

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                • #9
                  A bear-trap in the fireplace - Bah humbug!

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                  • #10
                    There's corn spread out by the feeder for the reindeer and Santa should wear some safety orange if he knows what's best!
                    .

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                    • #11
                      Hookers & blow.

                      Stevo
                      Originally posted by SSMAN
                      ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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                      • #12
                        Entrance tax bill

                        Mofo never has his permits

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                        • #13
                          Cookies/milk for Santa and carrots for the reindeer.

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                          • #14
                            a burglar bomb
                            When the government pays, the government controls.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by talisman View Post
                              Cocaine and Woodford Reserve. The guy has a long night to get through, might as well do him a solid.
                              PM Address plz?


                              And I don't get jack squat, except for the big smiles tomorrow morning when the boys see their new CRF dirtbikes...
                              www.allforoneroofing.com

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