My crazy friday night. . . . (long read)

[DON SVO]

lol, no Herb, Ashley asked me if i wanted to in a jokingly way, i told her i'd bring it up with amanda.
I talked to amanda about it and she seemed really interested in doing it and wanted to. Well, until friday night.

I sent myspace invites.

Everybody knows you send a singing telegram to them at work!

[singing voice]Get aaaaaaa-ooouuuuu-uutta work so I can get off on yooooo-ooo-oooour faaaaaaa-aaaaceeeeee while Ashley cha-cha-cha-chomps yer baaaaaaaaaaaaawx![/singing voice]

[Mike]

Everybody knows you send a singing telegram to them at work!

[singing voice]Get aaaaaaa-ooouuuuu-uutta work so I can get off on yooooo-ooo-oooour faaaaaaa-aaaaceeeeee while Ashley cha-cha-cha-chomps yer baaaaaaaaaaaaawx![/singing voice]

Whiteboy singing it?

[Hmbre97]

lol, no Herb, Ashley asked me if i wanted to in a jokingly way, i told her i'd bring it up with amanda.
I talked to amanda about it and she seemed really interested in doing it and wanted to. Well, until friday night.

I sent myspace invites.

lol, that's greatness

[bcoop]

this story needs a poem from Jared.

[ImayBblack]

Who plans a 3some? Really?

Planning anything is a turnoff in my opinion.

[Mike]

this story needs a poem from Jared.

I’m a lucky little bastard: I got twins in my bed.
One makes me breakfast, the other gives me head.
One of them is boring, but she’s the one I wed;
She asked for a divorce when the wrong name was said.

We get along great, though; her sister’s really neat.
They’ve got the same bosom, and they’re both very sweet,
But only one of them can get me off with her feet.
And when she shows this off we have to try to be discreet.

One of them’s Cindy and the other’s called Anna,
Cindy wants to travel to Georgia and Montana.
I asked my wife to come but the bitch said, “I don’t wanna.”
I guess she’s still depressed after we honeymooned in Ghana.

Cindy is a communist and Anna’s apathetic.
When talking about Stalin, Cindy tends to wax poetic.
It seems that views on politics are in no way genetic.
Anna doesn’t vote and she’s not apologetic.

Cindy’s always freaking out; she’s always in a hurry.
Anna doesn’t really ever seem to have a worry.
She doesn’t even shave down there; it’s getting kind of furry.
I suppose it keeps her warm in the middle of a flurry.

I like to wear my Cindy as though she were a human hat.
I told this once to Anna and she said I was a twat.
She said, “Why don’t you marry her, you worthless horny rat?”
I said, “You know, now you mention it, I think I’ll do just that.”

I tell you: what a lifestyle I am trying to promote!
Find some twins who fight about wearing the same coat.
Tell ‘em that you love ‘em and they’re birds you’d love to dote,
Then take ‘em to the bedroom, or better yet, a boat!

Be careful, though: remember which one’s which when they’re around.
The best way not to mess up is to say something profound.
Say, “Hello my better, sweeter half, who makes my love abound,”
To both girls, see, so they don’t kick you to the ground.

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[davbrucas]

I dont know you but you sure come across as a pussy and a push-over in your story.

[CexMashean]

Yea, i was being overly nice, but after seeing someone wig out like that, it's pretty clear she's the kind of cunt that would do some tire slashing, window breaking, break in and thieving kind of shit.

The last thing i want is to piss someone off to a point to where i have to go home, or out of work to my car, and find property stolen/damaged. Better just to be nice and let the bitch go.

[BEARY]

So, you leave one bar with both gals.....you know you are going to a titty bar and you don't stop and grab more cash on the way?? You had prime time lined up right in front of you and didn't have the funds to float it....Bummer!

[Doug Hatton]

I think she suggested the strip bar to get the mood going and when your broke ass didn't offer to contribute she said forget this whole idea. She was down until then....

[90GT50]

Atleast she has decent boobs to distract from her 4 inch gums.

[Nate]

Man this is definitely and example if thread back fire. What does amanda look like?

[OldGuysRule]

[Stunter Bob]

This thread is full of awesome quotes and even better tags LMAO

[jdgregory84]

Like I told that pussy trying to impress the 20yr old. It's not about what you do, it's about what you're on when you do it. Another fail that could've been prevented with the proper amount of ecstacy.