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  • #106
    Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
    just posing a question.......

    how many times has this happened to Don that he is such an expert???

    god bless.
    My bucket list was cleared out by the time I was 22.

    Alcohol and two broads that both think you're cute. Not rocket surgery.
    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
    dont downshift!!
    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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    • #107
      Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
      My bucket list was cleared out by the time I was 22.

      Alcohol and two broads that both think you're cute. Not rocket surgery.
      Rocket surgery?
      Originally posted by lincolnboy
      After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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      • #108
        Originally posted by mutherjuggz View Post
        not even hurricanes deter my path of intent when i've made plans for some cack Lol!!!!




        EDIT: I just remembered that laying down a motorcycle didn't keep me from a "planned weekend" either. heh..
        Last edited by Snatch Napkin; 12-07-2010, 03:51 PM.

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        • #109
          Shes fu(king someone else...move on my friend.

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          • #110
            Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
            Rocket surgery?
            If you can't perform rocket surgery, you just might be Magnus.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #111
              Originally posted by Magnus View Post
              Oh, i forgot to mention, since then, she has tried passing off her episode as a test of me to see if I could stand and tolerate her, and because i didn't stick it through until the cops got there, i failed the test.
              Tell her "uh no, as a matter of fact when you act like a cunt, I can't stand OR tolerate you"
              Originally posted by Vertnut
              I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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              • #112
                My favorite is the "planned in advance" part. Hopefully this was penciled in on a calendar of some sort. Did you send them Event invites on facebook?

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                • #113
                  Originally posted by DOHCTR View Post
                  Rocket surgery?
                  Better than Brain Science
                  Originally posted by Vertnut
                  I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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                  • #114
                    Originally posted by Hmbre97 View Post
                    My favorite is the "planned in advance" part. Hopefully this was penciled in on a calendar of some sort. Did you send them Event invites on facebook?
                    lol, sounds like a married couple.
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #115
                      Originally posted by Hmbre97 View Post
                      My favorite is the "planned in advance" part. Hopefully this was penciled in on a calendar of some sort.
                      Every advanced plan I have ever had always worked. Just saying.


                      Yes, sometimes there were dates written on the girls' calendars so they knew not to fuck it up.

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                        My bucket list was cleared out by the time I was 22.

                        Alcohol and two broads that both think you're cute. Not rocket surgery.


                        Hellz yeah!!

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                        • #117
                          Originally posted by Hmbre97 View Post
                          My favorite is the "planned in advance" part. Hopefully this was penciled in on a calendar of some sort. Did you send them Event invites on facebook?
                          lol, no Herb, Ashley asked me if i wanted to in a jokingly way, i told her i'd bring it up with amanda.
                          I talked to amanda about it and she seemed really interested in doing it and wanted to. Well, until friday night.

                          I sent myspace invites.
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                          • #118
                            You are not a closer.

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                            • #119
                              Tags got me laughing.
                              I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                              • #120
                                tags are fucking hilarious. i love'm.
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