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  • #91
    well on the brightside, at least neither of them know how tiny your schween is.

    god bless.
    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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    • #92
      Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
      well on the brightside, at least neither of them know how tiny your schween is.

      god bless.
      LMFAO @ Schween!!!
      Originally posted by Vertnut
      I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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      • #93
        Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
        well on the brightside, at least neither of them know how tiny your schween is.

        god bless.
        lmao

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        • #94
          Originally posted by Magnus View Post
          Dinner? What?
          No, alcohol and something for them to get to know each other, then from there, go and do whatever, then return home to more alcohol.

          And i'm kind of glad it didn't end well. I got to see the insanity of the woman. I'd rather not be in another situation later where she's at my house and calls the cops like she did.
          The more I think about it, the more I think she REALLY does hate you. And probably hates herself. She agreed to it because she likes you, but as time went on she realized what a selfish prick you are. Her downfall is that she lacks confidence and self-esteem (she agreed to a threesome she NEVER wanted to please a guy that wouldn't even buy her some lap dances to get her pussy lubricated) so instead of saying "NO", she did the female thing and went straight-up bonkers.

          Same end result, and a LOT LOWER chance of you coming back and having to explain herself since she already decided it was done.

          I think she's a fucking genius now.
          Originally posted by PGreenCobra
          I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
          Originally posted by Trip McNeely
          Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
          dont downshift!!
          Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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          • #95
            lol @ Elvis.

            Plenty of sex with both of them 1 on 1, just couldn't get the party going. Fail on my part.
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            • #96
              So cliff notes is Magnus is NOT a closer?




              <-----too lazy to read all this mess

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Lason View Post
                So cliff notes is Magnus is NOT a closer?




                <-----too lazy to read all this mess
                That is correct.
                Originally posted by BradM
                But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                Originally posted by Leah
                In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Lason View Post
                  So cliff notes is Magnus is NOT a closer?




                  <-----too lazy to read all this mess
                  Yes. Because he wouldn't spend the money on roofies.
                  Last edited by Mike; 12-07-2010, 03:41 PM.

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Lason View Post
                    So cliff notes is Magnus is NOT a closer?




                    <-----too lazy to read all this mess
                    As a matter of fact, his attempt to close three-way sex resulted in a two-way fail.
                    Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                    I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                    Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                    Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                    dont downshift!!
                    Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                    • Oh, i forgot to mention, since then, she has tried passing off her episode as a test of me to see if I could stand and tolerate her, and because i didn't stick it through until the cops got there, i failed the test.
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                      • Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                        well on the brightside, at least neither of them know how tiny your schween is.

                        god bless.
                        Fucking gold right there.
                        Originally posted by lincolnboy
                        After watching Games of Thrones, makes me glad i was not born in those years.

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                        • Originally posted by DON SVO View Post
                          As a matter of fact, his attempt to close three-way sex resulted in a two-way fail.
                          yea, no three way, so went back and had the regular one on one. sigh.
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                          • Originally posted by Magnus View Post
                            lol @ Elvis.

                            Plenty of sex with both of them 1 on 1, just couldn't get the party going. Fail on my part.
                            Nigger, 3-ways don't start like an episode of The Bachelor in real life !!!
                            Originally posted by PGreenCobra
                            I can't get over the fact that you get to go live the rest of your life, knowing that someone made a Halloween costume out of you. LMAO!!
                            Originally posted by Trip McNeely
                            Originally posted by dsrtuckteezy
                            dont downshift!!
                            Go do a whooly in front of a Peterbilt.

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                            • just posing a question.......

                              how many times has this happened to Don that he is such an expert???

                              god bless.
                              It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

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                              • Originally posted by ELVIS View Post
                                just posing a question.......

                                how many times has this happened to Don that he is such an expert???

                                god bless.
                                Don is short, skill is all he can hope for thus he spends every second training for opportunities.

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