I almost defecated in my corduroys this morning...

[Ratt]

I hit a bird on the tollway this morning. It scared the bajeezus out of me, and I damn near had a heart-attack. It hit the A-pillar and tumbled along the driver's side windows of my car. The only reason I knew it was a bid was because there were a couple feathers sticking to my window that eventually blew off. I guess I'm still having a better day than that bird. They've got the whole sky to fly in, and they choose to fly over one of the busiest highways in north Texas?

Oh well. RIP dumbass.

P.S. - I fucking hate birds.

[ELVIS]

zomg?

god bless.

[OrangeChevyII]

I hit one the other day, punted that little bitch like a ping pong ball!

[paul_376]

why are you scared of a bird?

[Ratt]

why are you scared of a bird?

The impact/noise scared me, not the bird. I was half awake driving down the tollway and it sounded like someone took a shot at my car from close range.

[mstng86]

Well at least you didn't drive your million dollar car off into a lake. I think you can recover from the incident.

[Lason]

lol, i would have shat my briches too

[NTexas_V-Star]

I took a bird to the helmet once on my motorcycle, doing about 45 mph. Shitting bricks doesn't even begin to describe it.

[The King]

I hit a bird on the tollway this morning. It scared the bajeezus out of me, and I damn near had a heart-attack. It hit the A-pillar and tumbled along the driver's side windows of my car. The only reason I knew it was a bid was because there were a couple feathers sticking to my window that eventually blew off. I guess I'm still having a better day than that bird. They've got the whole sky to fly in, and they choose to fly over one of the busiest highways in north Texas?

Oh well. RIP dumbass.

P.S. - I fucking hate birds.

Are you 100% certain it wasn't an Indian (feathers not dots)?

[Ratt]

I took a bird to the helmet once on my motorcycle, doing about 45 mph. Shitting bricks doesn't even begin to describe it.

I can't even imagine...

Are you 100% certain it wasn't an Indian (feathers not dots)?

Not entirely sure. Could have been, I guess. My story may have a more tragic ending than I realize.

[GhostTX]

If it was a grackle or a pigeon, you have my blessings.

[Ratt]

If it was a grackle or a pigeon, you have my blessings.

I was hoping it was one of the two. The feathers weren't black, so probably not a grackle. They were pigeon-ish in appearance, so I've got my fingers crossed.

[jasonw_2005]

Cousin tagged a knee grow turkey once. Spidered the windshield and scared the living piss out of us, hell I hit the floor board faster than you could blink.

[2011GT]

Cousin tagged a knee grow turkey once. Spidered the windshield and scared the living piss out of us, hell I hit the floor board faster than you could blink.

Do you know why black people are so tall?

[jasonw_2005]

Would have said ni***r turkey but didnt wanna get banned