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  • qotd?

    Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
    That girl at .59 has potential in about 18 years....

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    There was a video posted about Jimmy Kimmel asking parents to let their kids open an early Christmas present, but make the present something bad. Then video tape the kids opening the bad present.

    This little girl is given a black rotten banana and she instinctively starts to deep throat the banana.

    Check out the video 59 seconds in.

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    • #3
      Her mom?

      www.allforoneroofing.com

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      • #4
        i can see humor in almost anything, for i am pretty damaged.

        that being said, you lost me when you said "instinctively" deep throat the banana. perception is one of the funny things about life, but this guy thinks she might have been trying to eat that banana.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jammeejamm View Post
          i can see humor in almost anything, for i am pretty damaged.

          that being said, you lost me when you said "instinctively" deep throat the banana. perception is one of the funny things about life, but this guy thinks she might have been trying to eat that banana.
          "Instintively" was used for DFWM dramatic effect.

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          • #6
            "Hello, why don't you take a seat"

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            • #7
              Questionable judgement indeed, however I'm sure I've said worse.
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #8
                Sigh. It was just a bad joke guys.
                www.allforoneroofing.com

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                • #9
                  ok. you take out instinctively and i would have probably laughed.

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                  • #10
                    I chuckled, albeit a little nervously, but I got it. We are DFWMuthafuckinstangs, after all.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mikec View Post
                      Sigh. It was just a bad joke guys.
                      x2, I have said much worse...just sayin I think we all have at some time in our lives
                      Originally posted by Sean88gt
                      You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                      Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                      You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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