White Elephant gift ideas?

[red89notch]

A bunch of friends are having a white elephant gift party with a limit of $15. I am not the most creative guy but I KNOW you guys can help. There are mainly going to be people 30-40 years old, some in the 20s and mostly women. I want to give the worst gift ever. So far im thinking like an old VHS workout video from the 80s. or the new workout dvd from the situation, homemade tampon ornaments, or a box of batteries with a tag that says "gift not included" I need this by Saturday.

[78X]

Snuggy?

[red89notch]

The thing about the Snuggy is that people actually LIKE those. I think they are stupid, but people love them.

[Mike]

This.

[GrayStangGT]

[jw33]

keyboard neck-tie

[redlilpony]

I went to a WE party once and the hit of the party was a black velvet painting of a possum....

[Vertnut]

My family does this every year: lottery scratch-offs and gift cards for real gifts. Any shit from around the house if it's more of a gag gift. Dildo's at Xmas don't play out too well in mixed company...

[Denny]

My family does this every year: lottery scratch-offs and gift cards for real gifts. Any shit from around the house if it's more of a gag gift. Dildo's at Christmas don't play out too well in mixed company...

Right. Nothing less than a two-way.

[Frank]

Once person brought a gift assortment of Spam meats. People fought over it.

[Moose242]

I signed a picture of myself and put it in a frame last year. Autographed picture of me may be worth something someday!

Year before that I bought a 6 pack of Heineken and took one out to make the holiday 5 pack.

[motoman]

Condoms and lube?

[Unicorn Jeff]

Condoms and lube?

x2 or coat hanger, scalpel, baseball bat, some random pills then package it all up and call it the abortion box.

[sig239]

[samuel642000]

Boat oar