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  • #16
    I want to know what badges those are.

    And see the idiot with the STARS hat?
    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
      I want to know what badges those are.

      And see the idiot with the STARS hat?
      I saw that, further down, it shows the two cows and the post says that they can meat your needs
      Originally posted by Leah
      Best balls I've had in my mouth in a while.

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      • #18
        I'll have to hunt it down, but the dork actually put up his resume with, and I'm not playing:

        Assassin: Expert.
        Experience: X years

        Stalking: Expert
        Experience: X years
        I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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        • #19
          Found it, his 'resume'.




          Objective
          Build on my current skills in combat and stealth, to provide better more trust worth service, and to never give in.
          Work Experience
          Operative and Security Consultant
          01/2006 - 05/2008 Mako Private Military Company, Murfreesboro, TN
          Worked as an operative for multiple theaters including IRAQ and South American. Was responsible for ambush, assault, guard, espionage, recon, elimination of threats, sabotage, booby traps laying and detecting, gorilla warfare, and infiltration.
          Ninpo instructor aka Ninjutsu art of the Ninja
          01/2004 - 12/2006 Silent Wind of Doom Dojo, Murphysboro, IL
          Was instructor and sole proprietor of the Silent Wind of Doom Dojo. I taught white belt to Master students in the art of ninpo. The classes ranged from hand to hand mastery in the first 3 years. Stick weapons next 1 years, flexible weapons next 2 years, blade weapons next 6 years, and mental training from then on. All though out the training the students would learn respect and when to use lethal force, as well as stealth principles and land navigation. There is an optimal 8 week course of modern weapons including pistols, tazers, peperspray, and rifles.
          Education
          8/2002 - 5/2006 Southern Illinoios University Carbondale, Carbondale, IL
          Bachelor's Degree Geography
          GPA 3.6.Cum Laude ACM member
          10/2008 - Present American Seminal University online
          Bachelor's Degree Computer Science
          GPA 3.6. ACM member
          Skills
          Skill Name
          Skill Level
          Years of Experience
          Stealth
          Expert
          10
          Ambush
          Expert
          5
          Booby Trap
          Intermediate
          5
          Weapons (non projectile)
          Expert
          7
          Weapons (projectiles)
          Intermediate
          4
          Assassination\elimination
          Expert
          8
          Combat Knowledge
          Expert to Intermediate
          3 infield 7 training
          Defense Positions
          Intermediate
          3 infield 5 training
          Recon\Surveillance
          Expert
          3 infield 7 Training
          Languages
          Spanish (Conversational - Limited)
          Arabic (Basic - Limited)
          I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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          • #20
            Um.....no..........

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            • #21
              Oops. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzh9koy7b1E

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              • #22
                So...much...mall...ninja...sensory...overload!!!

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                  • #24
                    First time in my life I'm without words. Stay the fuck out of Tenn.
                    I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,

                    but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake

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