Being injured sucks!

[motoman]

Hmm... yes... uh huh... yes....

OK, let me diagnose this for you - the torn ACL has a legitimas strainus at the lateral motive resulting in hurtimus maximus. Obvious cranial trauma stemming from bangus headus but I don't see any long term damage, which was helped immensely by hardess headess (aka thick skull). Large open contusion on medial back - no problem there, couple of Chilis' nose hair stitches and your good. Now, you have experienced significant burnest chestus in the glutial moob area, this will need a possible skin graft and may have to come from the stinkus glutious area.

My suggestion - stop trying to be 17 again and stay off the motor bikes!

*slips on latex glove*
Now, bend over and touch your knees.....


Just thought you might like being on the other end of your job Dave.
On a serious note, sux to take a spill like that but you came out much better than it "could" have been. I've seen some pretty nasty outcomes from wrecks similar to yours, back when I raced MX/X-Country.

Good luck doc.


David

That's some of the funniest shit I've read in a long time.

[davbrucas]

Hooker?



David

Sure. Send one over.

[davbrucas]

Got some hydrocodone 10mg now. On my way to pain free.

[cobrajet69]

Got some hydrocodone 10mg now. On my way to pain free.

Came with the hooker, right?
You can thank me later. That's just how I roll.


David

[chuckacosta]

Lmao @ cobrjat69's "assessment!!"

Good luck Dave on a speedy recovery!!

[Trick Pony]

Norco FTW

[likeitfast55]

Got some hydrocodone 10mg now. On my way to pain free.

yummmmmm hydrocodone good!!

[LS1Goat]

Got some hydrocodone 10mg now. On my way to being constipated.

Fixed.

[Frogger]

Big Owie, Dave!

Speedy recovery and hope you have some sick time to use.

Karen

[davbrucas]

Big Owie, Dave!

Speedy recovery and hope you have some sick time to use.

Karen

Hey stranger. Its been a long time. I get 30days PTO a year. Using 10 now.

[MutherjuggZ]

I had a high speed get-off at the MX track yesterday. 75ft double and I hit a kicker on take off and the rear end came over too fast to save. I bailed and tore my ACL in my left knee...the bike then hit me square in the back and back of my head knocking me out. I ended up on top of the bike laying on the header pipe which burned the piss out of my chest. So ACL out, burn on my chest, back contusion, concussion and multiple scrapes. On crutches and seeing how hard it is to get around and do my daily routine.
Oh, and the bike is trashed. ~$1500 damage.

Did you not have on any riding gear? I take it the answer is 'No', which brings me to my next question. WHY would you get on a track with no protective gear!!

[davbrucas]

Did you not have on any riding gear? I take it the answer is 'No', which brings me to my next question. WHY would you get on a track with no protective gear!!

Why would you think I didnt have any riding gear on?
I ALWAYS wear my gear...helmet, boots, pants, jersey, gloves, goggles, knee pads, and Omega neck brace. Having on gear in a 40mph crash will reduce the amount of damage but wont eliminate it.

[MutherjuggZ]

Why would you think I didnt have any riding gear on?
I ALWAYS wear my gear...helmet, boots, pants, jersey, gloves, goggles, knee pads, and Omega neck brace. Having on gear in a 40mph crash will reduce the amount of damage but wont eliminate it.

I dunno why I thought that...

Please ignore and carry on