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  • #16
    Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
    Id plow her recklessly.
    No jimmy?
    Ded

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    • #17
      Originally posted by vadertt View Post
      No jimmy?
      Johnson doesn't need one.
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #18
        Jimmy Johnson? or your johnson? lol.
        Ded

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        • #19
          Would do.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Somewhere in Time View Post
            "driver immediately identified herself as Miss USA"

            I don't think I could stand listening to her snooty little mouth for long.
            Her mouth should be busy doing other things, no time for talking.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by vadertt View Post
              Jimmy Johnson? or your johnson? lol.
              Awwww come on, do I really have to explain it to you????
              Originally posted by talisman
              I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
              Originally posted by AdamLX
              If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              Because fuck you, that's why
              Originally posted by 80coupe
              nice dick, Idrivea4banger
              Originally posted by Rick Modena
              ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
              Originally posted by Jester
              Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                yeah, with the time release expanding hips.
                Time Release?....lol
                Originally posted by Sean88gt
                You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                  Awwww come on, do I really have to explain it to you????
                  I self medicate and I'm a little slooooooww.
                  Ded

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by vadertt View Post
                    I self medicate and I'm a little slooooooww.
                    Making the rest of us look bad guy....

                    Your not saying your slow because of the self medication. Your saying it just emphasizes your ability/inability to act quickly....right???
                    Originally posted by Sean88gt
                    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                      Making the rest of us look bad guy....

                      Your not saying your slow because of the self medication. Your saying it just emphasizes your ability/inability to act quickly....right???
                      Nope, just having an "off day". I'm usually quicker/smarter/wittier.
                      Ded

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by vadertt View Post
                        I'm usually quicker/smarter/wittier.
                        You ever see the documentary Super High Me?
                        Originally posted by Sean88gt
                        You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                        Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                        You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Gtracer View Post
                          Time Release?....lol
                          yeah, they hit mid 20's and start growing outwards.

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                          • #28
                            "over/above the legal limit" sound so horrible. Ill hear on the Tv that some guy got pulled over and blew 2 or 3 times over the limit and im thinking damn! that sob is wasted, when in reality, that probably like 4 beers or some bs. HOw many drinks is "over the limit"? I guess that depends on body weight?
                            .....bro....

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                            • #29
                              nice

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by A+ View Post
                                "over/above the legal limit" sound so horrible. Ill hear on the Tv that some guy got pulled over and blew 2 or 3 times over the limit and im thinking damn! that sob is wasted, when in reality, that probably like 4 beers or some bs. HOw many drinks is "over the limit"? I guess that depends on body weight?
                                I know someone that was drinking while playing golf, then drove 30 miles home, had a wreck within a mile of the house. Police showed-up at 9pm, cops got a warrant to draw blood at 1am, and he was at .22 BAC 4+ hours after he stopped drinking! I'm pretty-sure that two beers in one hour will get you close to .08 if you are an averaged size dude.

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