Anyone on here dealt with a "sleep-walker"

[Forever_frost]

dude fuck that, that shit is scary.. whats it like when you wake up?

When I wake up I'm hit with a dose of adrenaline so the second I come out of dreamland I'm 100% awake. Yes there are times I jerk awake but usually I'm asleep one minute and awake the next. There's always confusion but I tend to figure it out pretty quickly.

That said, in my sleep I register the difference between men waking me and women. A woman can wake me with no problem. A guy does it and I go into fight mode before I'm awake. My best friend tried waking me up when I was sleeping on his couch and he told me (when he could breath again) that he shook my shoulder and I grabbed his throat and reached for my hip like I was reaching for a holster. I woke up and let go of his throat and apologized. Now? He wakes me up with a super soaker.

[Cmarsh]

When I was 20 or so...I had a pretty bad sleep walking incident. Around midnight, I wake up to the alarm going off in the house. I'm standing in the living room with a loaded 12 gauge shotgun that I kept in the closet. I even took the time to put my jeans on while I was asleep. I had tripped the motion sensor in the living room...kinda scarey to think what would have happened if we didn't have the motion sensors.

[90GT50]

When I was 20 or so...I had a pretty bad sleep walking incident. Around midnight, I wake up to the alarm going off in the house. I'm standing in the living room with a loaded 12 gauge shotgun that I kept in the closet. I even took the time to put my jeans on while I was asleep. I had tripped the motion sensor in the living room...kinda scarey to think what would have happened if we didn't have the motion sensors.

Ok, you win.

[Saleen781]

When I was 13 my dad caught me in the front yard in my underwear. He asked me where I was going and I said "back to vietnam, my guys need me in the field". He also woke up one night and found me marching on my bed "back to vietnam". this was around 1982-83. If I had a "past life" .....I must have been a soldier killed in the Vietnam war. I also pissed on the computer desk 6 years ago but I went to bed drunk as hell. wife woke me up yelling "what the hell are you doing?"

[SSMAN]

i want to hear 93lxhorses version of this story.

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[ceyko]

Now? He wakes me up with a super soaker.

Can't blame him one bit.

[Ted]

No, but I have had an ex piss the bed while she was drunk. She told me to leave because she was embarressed, but she didn't need to worry. i definitely wasn't staying.

[Forever_frost]

When I was 13 my dad caught me in the front yard in my underwear. He asked me where I was going and I said "back to vietnam, my guys need me in the field". He also woke up one night and found me marching on my bed "back to vietnam". this was around 1982-83. If I had a "past life" .....I must have been a soldier killed in the Vietnam war. I also pissed on the computer desk 6 years ago but I went to bed drunk as hell. wife woke me up yelling "what the hell are you doing?"

That's spooky

[SS Junk]

Highly disappointed this has yet to reach 10 pages.

[VaderTT]

I happen to be a "sleep raper".

[Chas_svo]

My little brother did it once around Christmas time at my aunt's house. Walked into the living room in his tighty whities and stepped up on the couch and was about to piss on the back of the couch/wall. When we woke him, he freaked. Could not figure out where he was, or what was going on, and was ready to fight. That was 30 years ago or so. I don't recall him ever doing it again.