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Can you imagine how hot she would be with a hook hand and an eye patch? -
Originally posted by Chopped54 View PostFuck all of that. I want the full effect. Lose the glass eye and the hook. How cool would it be to tell your friends that you got jacked off by a stump then nutted into a open eye socket?Originally posted by Buick355 View Post
The nut could harden up and keep that eye in place! Nut cures lazy glass eyes!!! Not creates them!Comment
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^^^I fucking choked.....thats awesome_____________________________________________Comment
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Thought he hung up the pirate act after winning that moneyz!Originally posted by Roscoe View Post
Steve the pirate concurs....Comment
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You can take the trailer park out of the.......... no, wait... You can take the pirate out of the........... shit.Originally posted by aCid View Post
You know what I mean.Comment
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Gold thread is gold!DedComment
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Something tells me in a dark room she can sing the national anthem perfectly while giving head."When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
"A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser TytlerComment
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The Geor approves of this.Originally posted by CJ View PostHow do we forget ourselves? How do we forget our minds?
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showing this on dateline now
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Damn you. I was about to post that.Comment
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