I have sand in my vag

[lowthreeohz]

Don't worry Kyle, you're still one of my favorite Jews! And I'm related by marriage to a few.

LOL!!! It's all good.. was cracking up at this thread, then Greg dropped the bomb. Sadness, followed by confusion, anger, and denial.

[Silverback]

Sadness, confusion, anger, and denial.

All in a days work as a Jew.

[lowthreeohz]

I'm making shekels, baby.

[Silverback]

I'm making shekels, baby.

I toast a tiny goblet of Manischewitz in your honor my Hebrow!

[Rick Modena]

All you fucking cry babies better be glad that I don't ban on the day before shabbos...

[Silverback]

All you fucking cry babies better be glad that I don't ban on the day before shabbos...

Shabbat!

[STRONGNUFF]

All you fucking cry babies better be glad that I don't ban on the day before shabbat...

Starts at sundown tonight

[Rick Modena]

Saturday, Matt, is Shabbat, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking BAN!

[lowthreeohz]

I toast a tiny goblet of Manischewitz in your honor my Hebrow!

LOL! the first time i ever had an alcohol buzz was off some maneshewitz at my bar mitzvah. they fugged up and left the cup under the podium, so after my torah parsha i took a few gulps and went out to get my monies and presents.

[Silverback]

Saturday, Matt, is Shabbat, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking BAN!

it's technically sundown Friday night, until the first sign of stars on Saturday evening

[Mike]

Smells like teen spirit.

[Leah]

We use to have this thing in Canada where you could send a private message to other members and you could ask them questions in there. The option must have disappeared in the move.

Boosh!

People who use racial slurs in a hateful manner are trash, and frankly this site has enough trash posted on it without devolving ourselves into tolerating that antiquated bullshit. If you're going to insult someone, be creative about it. it's funny that the ones pissing and moaning about it are usually one of the ten Fucksticks that can't seem to manage to abide by the whole whooping three or four rules this site has.

Afuckingmen!

[Rick Modena]

Smells like teen spirit.

Where in the fuck have you been? These fucking newbs have multiplying like fucking rabbits?

[War Machine]

ban ban ban ban!!!

[krazy kris]

Saturday, Matt, is Shabbat, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking BAN!

Fuck it, Dude