Even appliances say "FTP"!

[talisman]

?? I have a Sony....something I should know?


I thought Maytag's didnt need repairs...

Just hope you don't actually have to use the warranty with those worthless fucking clowns. 6 month old TV took them 28 days to replace. Ended up just buying a new TV and selling the refurb POS they sent me on Craigslist.

[Gtracer]

Just hope you don't actually have to use the warranty with those worthless fucking clowns. 6 month old TV took them 28 days to replace. Ended up just buying a new TV and selling the refurb POS they sent me on Craigslist.

Yeah not yet thankfully. I dont use it much as it's the tv in my game room but I would probably just buy a new one anyways. They seem to be getting cheaper and cheaper

[Gtracer]

I was coming home for lunch, and as I walked up to the gate I rolled my ankle over, either spraining it severely or breaking something in it. I hobbled to the door, only to realize the whole side of the yard was flooded, from the front to the fence in the back about 200 feet away. I half crawl to the meter after half crawling to the truck to get a shut-off key, shut the meter off, and by the time I get nack to where the water ws bubbling up it had stopped. I get back into the house, grab a couple pain pills and was them down with a shot of bourbon.

I now get to dig up the front yard with a severely fucked up ankle. My week isn'ty looking so good.

Stevo

Man, that sucks...good luck

Thats enough to make you wanna hire someone to do the digging for ya

[STANGGT40]

here's what you do:

1. go to the post office and get a change of address packet (has a lowe's 10% off card in it)

2. go to home depot, find one you like, get them to match an online price that is less (if you can find it)

3. purchase it, use the 10% lowe's coupon and use my cell number for an additional 3% off

[03trubluGT]

Yeah, I'm not dumpster diving in the cop's dumpster. I'm scared of dirty needles and dead hookers.

What about the throw down guns, knives and sheetrock????

[03trubluGT]

I was coming home for lunch, and as I walked up to the gate I rolled my ankle over, either spraining it severely or breaking something in it. I hobbled to the door, only to realize the whole side of the yard was flooded, from the front to the fence in the back about 200 feet away. I half crawl to the meter after half crawling to the truck to get a shut-off key, shut the meter off, and by the time I get nack to where the water ws bubbling up it had stopped. I get back into the house, grab a couple pain pills and was them down with a shot of bourbon.

I now get to dig up the front yard with a severely fucked up ankle. My week isn'ty looking so good.

Stevo

At least it's your profession. Having knowledge on how to fix something puts you light years ahead of me.

I was lucky to find this:

[03trubluGT]

here's what you do:

1. go to the post office and get a change of address packet (has a lowe's 10% off card in it)

2. go to home depot, find one you like, get them to match an online price that is less (if you can find it)

3. purchase it, use the 10% lowe's coupong and use my cell number for an additional 3% off

Sweet! (bookmarked for later)

[Z06killinsbf]

Just hope you don't actually have to use the warranty with those worthless fucking clowns. 6 month old TV took them 28 days to replace. Ended up just buying a new TV and selling the refurb POS they sent me on Craigslist.

I've had my Bravia 50" LCD for about 3 or 4 years now. All I've had to do was replace the bulb element thingy and that was just a few months ago.

[Rick Modena]

lol @ you being a washing machine DIY'er, my dryer broke the weekend before thanksgiving, called a repair man. One day later and $60.00 out of pocket and all is well.

LOSER!

[EW]

Hey you richer, some of us are poor and have to fix our own junk.

[03trubluGT]

lol @ you being a washing machine DIY'er, my dryer broke the weekend before thanksgiving, called a repair man. One day later and $60.00 out of pocket and all is well.

LOSER!

I'm sorry, but at least I refuse to give the serviceman a blow job.

[mikec]

...
I now get to dig up the front yard with a severely fucked up ankle. My week isn'ty looking so good.

Stevo

I get to dig up the plumbing from my pool and I've a recently diagnosed ruptured disk in my L2. We're pretty much even...

[03trubluGT]

I get to dig up the plumbing from my pool and I've a recently diagnosed ruptured disk in my L2. We're pretty much even...

I hope this isn't a debilitating injury. Back injuries suck.

Another thing I learned from this is that dryer heating elements degrade. I was able to dry a full load in 20 minutes. The same load would run 40 minutes with the old element. It might be smart to change them every 3-4 years.

My dryer is about 10 years old and works great. This is the second element I've replaced. The last one was $45 several years ago. It's amazing how much the price has inflated. Makes me want to buy a spare now before they hit $100.

[HarrisonTX]

Man I laughed at this. I saw the hydrant picture before I read, and thought "must have been a call he was on on his bad day".

As soon as I read "cross threaded the inlet" I cracked the fuck up. I don't know whats better, this, or picturing CJ "...and kick the door in like seal team 6 and the son of a bitch escaped"

[kingjason]

I hope this isn't a debilitating injury. Back injuries suck.

Another thing I learned from this is that dryer heating elements degrade. I was able to dry a full load in 20 minutes. The same load would run 40 minutes with the old element. It might be smart to change them every 3-4 years.

My dryer is about 10 years old and works great. This is the second element I've replaced. The last one was $45 several years ago. It's amazing how much the price has inflated. Makes me want to buy a spare now before they hit $100.

Might have been the lint you blew all over the roof. We had a fairly new dryer pop a fuse not to long ago. When I replaced the fuse I cleaned out my lint hose and outside vent and it cut the drying times in half.