Denny is passed out on my couch.

[Silverback]

What the hell are y'all talking about?

Eric evidently had a date with some short, balding, gay guy who just got back from Iraq, and hadn't been with a tall, balding, hipster guy in a long time. They went to the Fox and Hound to throw some darts to get ready for butt darts later. Then they had a few too many drinks, and Eric got this lucky guy all lubed up and drunk and ready to come home with him. I think it was the Jager Bombs that did him in.

They made sweet passionate love on Eric's couch, while Skully slowly licked all around both of their taints. I guess someone gagged, and there was some vomit, then the other guy's wife got called, and busted them both spread eagle on the living room floor, playing "no I can stretch mine farther". She left in a rage, and then he got a gun, and shot 20 holes in Eric's trunk, because he had left his Muscle Milk in Eric's trunk, but Eric wouldn't give him the keys.

All in all, we're just happy that Eric is safe, and that his misguided adventures in Dennis land didn't get him killed or anything.

[Denny]

A+

Would read again!

[talisman]

And Matt, we're going to do it all over again at your house on December 10th!

[Sean88gt]

Sorry I missed that! Our tables were being actively avoided by other patrons in the area. It was like Dennis brought the war zone with him. Can't wipe the grin off my face this morning.

That was the night you guys had Alissa's phone.

[talisman]

That was the night you guys had Alissa's phone.

Baaahahahaha! You were one drink away from texting a cock picture!

[bcoop]

And Matt, we're going to do it all over again at your house on December 10th!

You going down that weekend? Who else?

[talisman]

You going down that weekend? Who else?

Dennis, maybe Fern. Haven't heard from Danny. That fucker is being antisocial this week. BSO concert.

[DON SVO]

Dennis, maybe Fern. Haven't heard from Danny. That fucker is being antisocial this week. BSO concert.

"Bran Seltser... Bri... bri...brian Sesser. Setzer. OK got it. Briiiiian Setzer. WTF why are you all laughing at me?!!?!?!"

"Denny, have you been drinking?"

[Denny]

Stray Cats, bitch!

[talisman]

Ye gods, I'm still laughing.

[Fern]

"Bran Seltser... Bri... bri...brian Sesser. Setzer. OK got it. Briiiiian Setzer. WTF why are you all laughing at me?!!?!?!"

"Denny, have you been drinking?"

roflmao

so many good quotes last night...

i love you, dennis. glad to have ya back homie.

[Leah]

Dammit. I knew I should have ditched Chili and come on out.

[Tyrone Biggums]

"Fella, you just got Out-Whaddaberrrgered."

[Denny]

One of my best Tuesdays yet... I think.

[Rick Modena]

One of my best Tuesdays yet... I think.

I care to differ...