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  • #31
    Originally posted by Whiteboy View Post
    Eric gave up on women.
    I always suspected he was a fudge packer

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    • #32
      Do I detect the scent of buttsecks in this thread?

      Stevo
      Originally posted by SSMAN
      ...Welcome to the land of "Fuck it". No body cares, and if they do, no body cares.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
        Teabag his ass! Like Rodney did to Christina! I bet he smiles for the picture, too! Just like she did....
        Like Robert did to you while you were snoring on Matt's couch?

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        • #34
          Reverse tea bag him with "Welcome home Assface!!" written on his head.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
            Like Robert did to you while you were snoring on Matt's couch?
            Blasphemer. Robert even said he'd have felt bad, so he didn't. There are some pictures of Mel fucking with me though. But I'm pretty sure that was before y'all even got there.
            Originally posted by BradM
            But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
            Originally posted by Leah
            In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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            • #36
              Punch him in the stomach in case you impregnated him.
              "Any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are pointless." - Ron Swanson

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              • #37
                Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                Blasphemer. Robert even said he'd have felt bad, so he didn't. There are some pictures of Mel fucking with me though. But I'm pretty sure that was before y'all even got there.
                ....aaaaand I've told my Mother I've never given head......

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Treasure Chest View Post
                  ....aaaaand I've told my Mother I've never given head......
                  She knew you were lying.

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                  • #39
                    When the government pays, the government controls.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by 46Tbird View Post
                      Why is Topher Grace passed out??
                      Originally posted by talisman
                      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
                      Originally posted by AdamLX
                      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
                      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                      Because fuck you, that's why
                      Originally posted by 80coupe
                      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
                      Originally posted by Rick Modena
                      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
                      Originally posted by Jester
                      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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                      • #41
                        Pink eye!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Skidmark View Post
                          Pink eye!
                          Brien that's the brown eye... duh

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                          • #43
                            You guys sure do talk about gay shit a lot. Faggots!

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Big A View Post
                              Walking Distance from the bar, though it doesn't sound like he was walking anywhere.

                              As least you've learned your lesson Denny, and didn't call the wife to come get you.
                              Haahahaha! Fuck you Aaron!

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Sean88gt View Post
                                Haahahaha! Fuck you Aaron!

                                I think Aaron is referencing an incident where he ended up dropped off on the side of I75 in Dallas. lmfao, goddamn there were some great stories last night. We may have created a few more. Dons sister: Who the fuck IS this guy?!

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