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    We found this retarded-ass black and tan Coon Hound puppy. Obviously he'd been dumped (THANKS, First Monday vendors!!!). Nobody wanted him, so he hit the jackpot and we kept him. Right now he's going through a chewing phase.

    Went to feed the barn animals and when I came back in the house, there was this nasty chemical smell. He'd found a box of those Strike-A-Fire sticks we use to start the wood stove and had chewed them up. They're made of wax and pressed sawdust, but damn if the whole house doesn't smell like a refinery now. With my luck he'll fart near and open flame and burn the house down.

    Stupid dog.

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    Originally posted by JP135 View Post
    We found this retarded-ass black and tan Coon Hound puppy. Obviously he'd been dumped (THANKS, First Monday vendors!!!). Nobody wanted him, so he hit the jackpot and we kept him. Right now he's going through a chewing phase.

    Went to feed the barn animals and when I came back in the house, there was this nasty chemical smell. He'd found a box of those Strike-A-Fire sticks we use to start the wood stove and had chewed them up. They're made of wax and pressed sawdust, but damn if the whole house doesn't smell like a refinery now. With my luck he'll fart near and open flame and burn the house down.

    Stupid dog.


    Lol, my english bulldog puppy did this exact thing about 1yr ago!
    I freaked out thinking he would die or some shit that would cost me more $$$.
    He ended up being fine, although his tummy was like a rock for 2-3 days.
    He has since eaten a bottle of gorilla glue, a bag of fire ant poison, numerous shoes and pens and a plastic (not top shelf) bottle of vodka.

    Bitch ass dog, he's lucky I like him, lol.
    Ded

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    • #3
      last week our pup ate my xbox communicator headset, my Mw3 disc, and another pair of risa's shoes. he should be fucking choked out, but i love the lil guy and she needs to thin her shoes out anyways.

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      • #4
        I feel ya John. My 1.5 year old Bloodhound is over $700 in damaged and destroyed.

        I sooo want to boot his ass out of here...
        www.allforoneroofing.com

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        • #5
          Shit, i think our pup hit $700 on his second or third pair of shoes.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JP135 View Post
            We found this retarded-ass black and tan Coon Hound puppy. Obviously he'd been dumped (THANKS, First Monday vendors!!!). Nobody wanted him, so he hit the jackpot and we kept him. Right now he's going through a chewing phase.

            Went to feed the barn animals and when I came back in the house, there was this nasty chemical smell. He'd found a box of those Strike-A-Fire sticks we use to start the wood stove and had chewed them up. They're made of wax and pressed sawdust, but damn if the whole house doesn't smell like a refinery now. With my luck he'll fart near and open flame and burn the house down.

            Stupid dog.
            It happens, in the puppy phase you have to watch every move, they go for something theyre not supposed to, move it and give him a chew toy. My pit had like 15 chew toys at this phase now he's 2 and he doesnst chew on anything but his toys.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by vadertt View Post
              I freaked out thinking he would die or some shit that would cost me more $$$.
              Yeah, I thought it was time to head for the after-hours vet. Not so much. He's asleep on the couch right now lying on his back with his feet pointed in four different directions and his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth (all of which is completely normal for his retarded ass).

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              • #8
                my dog chewed up Karina's favorite boots, I don't know what she did to him but he has chewed on nothing since.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                  Shit, i think our pup hit $700 on his second or third pair of shoes.

                  I made the eek face when I read that...

                  Luckily ours is outside so it's only my stuff. Tools and components and brand new plug wire sets and hoses and lawn furniture and go cart seats and I laughed when the electrical cord lit his ass up...

                  That go cart seat really pissed me off because it was absolutely everywhere.
                  www.allforoneroofing.com

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                  • #10
                    LOL! Man, i just gave up and started crating his ass until he learns. I feel bad, but my wallet feels worse everytime he fucks up something expensive.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                      last week our pup ate my xbox communicator headset, my Mw3 disc, and another pair of risa's shoes. he should be fucking choked out, but i love the lil guy and she needs to thin her shoes out anyways.
                      Is that why you sound like such a homosexual when were playing online?



                      I kinda like it

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by JP135 View Post
                        Yeah, I thought it was time to head for the after-hours vet. Not so much. He's asleep on the couch right now lying on his back with his feet pointed in four different directions and his tongue lolling out the side of his mouth (all of which is completely normal for his retarded ass).
                        Lol yeah, I was more worried when he ate the ant poison.

                        Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                        Shit, i think our pup hit $700 on his second or third pair of shoes.
                        Shit, when my mom was still around her bullmastiff had issues with chewing brown and black pumps. They seemed plain enough to be cheap, but apparently manolo blahniks are $$$$$$. That dog was lucky it was loved!
                        Ded

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                        • #13
                          Watch out before the resident vet comes in here and starts bashing you for rescuing a dog.

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                          • #14
                            We had a black lab eat all the wiring of a boat trailer and the cable going into the house on the same day. Turns out only thing it would not eat was tomatoes. Damm dog got ahold of a bunch of sandwiches and pulled the tomatoes off before eating them.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                              Watch out before the resident vet comes in here and starts bashing you for rescuing a dog.
                              Once he finds out we have SIX rescued strays, we'll really be up Shit Creek.






                              Not to mention the raccoons, squirrels, possums, deer, skunks, rabbits, etc.

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