write a letter to your 14 year old self

[grove rat]

dear mike,

enjoy every minute of high school
dont date quiet innocent chicks, just fuck all the sluts. trust me
save at least 20% of every paycheck you get
don't sell that 1963 1/2 ford galaxy someone gave you for free
studier harder in navy sub school so you get stationed in san diego instead of washington

-mike


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[suckerdin]

Dear Anthony,

don't be a pussy.

Thanks,
Anthony.

[stephen4785]

Dear Stephen,
Dads gonna die in a few years. Spend more time with him.
Thanks
Stephen

[TEAMJACOB]

Dear chris,
Try to not be such a dumbass.
Thanks

[Moose242]

Study a little bit. Just a little tiny bit. That way you can get into a good University and maybe get some scholarship money.

[VaderTT]

Dear Phill

Don't Try that funny smelling cigarette!
Try harder in school, that way your grades can live up to your SAT scores.
Bang more chicks!
Don't be so damn impulsive with money.

[roliath]

tony

In two years you'll discover pot. enjoy it. don't get tied down to lili in high school.

-tony

ps. you still a pimp 12 years later

[idrivea4banger]

Dear Carlos,

You're an egg cell, you will be attacked.

Sincerely,

Carlos

[chuckacosta]

Dear Chuck,

Grow the fuck up!!
Don't be so goddamned naive.
Don't get in to debt so damn young.
And last, don't leave college cause it'll be FOREVER till you go back!

Sincerely,
Chuck

P.S.
That girl you'll reconnect with in 2011 really digs you at 14yo. Don't be so fucking blind to not see it.

[stevo]

Stevo,
What ever you do, don't ride to the lake in the back of a truck to go swimming.
Also, don't be so afraid to hit that pussy.

Stevo

[Cannon88]

ps. You still a pimp 12 years later

lmao!

[Denny]

Dear Denny,

PULL OUT!!!!!

Regards,
Denny

[90GT50]

Dude,

Look out for redheads, they're fucking nuts.

Jeremy

[Trick Pony]

Buy a radar detector and don't even think about getting married for at least 15 years.

Kevin

[ELVIS]

dearest ELVIS,

Stay black, stay strong.

god bless.