write a letter to your 14 year old self

[scootro]

Dear Scooter,

Don't work that shitty ass job for 14 years. Your gonna get laid off anyways!

[forbes]

dear alan,
while everybody is posting shit like this... go bang their old ladies

[YALE]

Dear Yale,
Stop being such a little prick. You ain't that slick. Unfuck yourself, and suck it up.

[JC316]

Dear Jason,

Those stomach pains aren't to be ignored, get your ass to the doctor and tell them to check for Crohn's. Don't be so fucking shy, step up and be a man, only good things will happen.

Good Luck
Jason.

[yellowstang]

I couldn't read when I was 14, so it would not do any good.

[sosoe]

Dear Manuel,
I suggest you leave Tijuana B.C, Mexico move to sunny SoCal and live under another Alias, then move to TX and continue doing the same.
Best of luck to you,
Manuel

[talisman]

Dear Eric. Keep your 1969 Dodge Charger, and don't get married. In fact, the luck you're going to have with women, you might want to consider going gay. Here is the phone number of a guy named "Elvis." Don't ask, just call. Finish college when you're fresh out of high school. Peace out you little fat bastard.

[Txstang1]

Dear Steve,

The winning lotto numbers for November 26, 2011 are -

6 13 19 24 36 42

Enjoy,

Steve

[SonicblueGT03]

Dear Steve,

The winning lotto numbers for November 26, 2011 are -

6 13 19 24 36 42

Enjoy,

Steve

And we have a winner!

[78X]

Dear Manuel,
I suggest you leave Tijuana B.C, Mexico move to sunny SoCal and live under another Alias, then move to TX and continue doing the same.
Best of luck to you,
Manuel

Is your last name Labor?

[DODGE]

dear dodge-

save 25% of your check
dont blow $10k of your dead grandmas inheritance on a stupid lift/tires/wheels/stereo system
spend time with your parents, they will die soon
go live with your brother before he dies
when Chris asks you if you want to go in with him to start a business named Obvious with a guy name Jack do it (twitter)

[Mysticcobrakilla]

It's never too late.

Good to know.

[Cooter]

Dear Steve,

The winning lotto numbers for November 26, 2011 are -

6 13 19 24 36 42

Enjoy,

Steve

you'd make yourself wait 14 fucking years to win the lotto??!? asshole

[V8tt]

Dear Me,

Focus on HS grades, you'll get plenty of ass later.
Finish your college degree while you are still in the military.
After EASing do what comes natural
...and make sure you get on that plane...The best part is yet to come.

Me

[jluv]

Dear wee jluv,

I'd love to tell you that everything's going to be a breeze for the next 20 years, but you'd probably see right through me anyway, you clever fuck. But trust me, you're not as smart as you think you are. In fact, I'm not going to tell you shit. I had to go through everything to get to this point, so you should, too. Besides, what if you do things differently and end up drastically changing my life or someone else's for the worse? Ya, maybe things would be better if you'd gotten serious about college, or put down the skateboard and focused on football even more, or steered clear of drugs and sluts and sports cars, or moved to Colorado the first chance you had, but shit, maybe something would be worse. In all honestly, things look pretty decent for you in 20 years, all things considered. So go do what you're gonna do. Enjoy every minute of the ride. I know you won't fuck up too bad.

Sincerely,

O.G. jluv