**legal question**

[helosailor]

Pass these along to your buddy.

"Oh, you hate that song?" *hums song constantly*
"Oh, darn, I pissed all over the seat again." or missed the toilet completely.
Her fancy bar of facial soap now gets used exclusively on your junk and rusty sheriffs badge. Make sure she knows about it, after 3 days.
After every third word out of her mouth, shout "FUCKFUCK!!!"
Speak only in Jim Carrey quotes.
That's all I have for now.

[Osiris]

pass these along to your buddy.

"oh, you hate that song?" *hums song constantly*
"oh, darn, i pissed all over the seat again." or missed the toilet completely.
Her fancy bar of facial soap now gets used exclusively on your junk and rusty sheriffs badge. Make sure she knows about it, after 3 days.
After every third word out of her mouth, shout "fuckfuck!!!"
speak only in jim carrey quotes.
That's all i have for now. :d

lol!

[Treasure Chest]

The funny thing is two could play that game......

Perfect opportunity to take her to Paris and show her the Eiffel Tower.

[mstng86]

Just make sure the chandelier can hold two people and make sure he pisses all over her fish.

[Stephen]

piss in her shampoo... tell her you were drunk and thought it was a toilet

[jefehbk]

i have a co worker that just signed a 1 year apt lease with his girlfriend, well now they broke up and both there names are on the lease.
He wants to move out but she refuses to release his name of the lease. He has already talked to the apt people but they cannot do anything unless she signs it.
The guy is from Kentucky and has no one here in TX, he is currently living in a hotel and is trying to get an apartment but cannot since his name is already on another lease. I'm just trying to help him out in anyway possible....

any serious help would be greatly appreciated.

and no i do not have pics of the g/f

1.) get pics of g/f from co worker.
2.) tell co worker you have some "friends" from a local mustang site that would like to come over and hang out.
3.) tell co worker to just be a nasty slob...walk around the house butt naked, take a #2 in toilet and not flush, fart/belch whenever neccessary, watch constant porn, bring home skanks, leave dirty dishes in sink or on counter, etc.

[SMKR]

hire two hookers, do a 3-some on the living room floor when she and her friends walk in (and dont stop, keep doing both chicks as they either leave quickly, get something quickly then leave, etc). She would be moving out stat thereafter.

[jefehbk]

hire two hookers, do a 3-some on the living room floor when she and her friends walk in (and dont stop, keep doing both chicks as they either leave quickly, get something quickly then leave, etc). She would be moving out stat thereafter.

I think your sig to the right would be a bit better if I could hear the dialogue.

[racrguy]

I think your sig to the right would be a bit better if I could hear the dialogue.

Does it need dialogue? She asked the waitress where her fries were, the waitress says something to the effect of "they're on your plate" The blond says NUH UH, the waitress then moves the plate, and the blond tries to play it off. No dialogue needed.

[ceyko]

Agreed, however their is not a woman alive that can out-nasty ANY guy. I say live there and be a nasty animal! Nothing spared!

You must be young....for crying out loud, the blood and other goop that comes out their hole for multiple days in a row, every month is just their warm up.

[mstng86]

You must be young....for crying out loud, the blood and other goop that comes out their hole for multiple days in a row, every month is just their warm up.

x2 women can be nasty ass pigs at times..

[Vertnut]

x2 women cab be nasty and pigs at times..

Very true. I was raised with them, and raised them.

[Treasure Chest]

You must be young....for crying out loud, the blood and other goop that comes out their hole for multiple days in a row, every month is just their warm up.

Very true. You should never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

[bcoop]

Very true. You should never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

Words of wisdom right there.

[SMEGMA STENCH]

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