Going to China for two weeks...

[Ratt]

Leaving at 6:45 AM tomorrow. You ass-holes will be spared two weeks of my pointless, nonsensical drivel. Enjoy YOUR vacation

[racrguy]

Don't buy any food from a supermarket that isn't wrapped in plastic. Scuttlebutt says.

[BradM]

Take a fork and spoon, I hear they only use sticks to eat.

[Sean88gt]

Chinese daughters - the other white meat.

[Ratt]

Don't buy any food from a supermarket that isn't wrapped in plastic. Scuttlebutt says.

I'll be traveling with a native, I'm sure they'll help me out.

Take a fork and spoon, I hear they only use sticks to eat.

I've gotten pretty good at eating with those sticks.

Chinese daughters - the other white meat.

Got me one

[UserX]

Have fun, I had a blast in Vietnam this year.

[idrivea4banger]

Build your own shop while you're there and make us some Nike's.

[Ratt]

Have fun, I had a blast in Vietnam this year.

Going to try my best to! We are having a 500 person Chinese wedding for her family and friends. Should be interesting, especially because I have to give a speech in Chinese.

[scootro]

Police cars there are only factory tuned. If you can do better than 150 mph they can't catch you, so they don't even try. F'n'Furious

[Ratt]

FUCK AMERICAN AIRLINES. FUcK THEM IN ALL ORHEIR SHINY-PLANED, NO EMOTION HAVING ASSHOLES!

[Sleeper]

Lmao

[Ratt]

They wouldn't let my wife on the plane. Now they're charging her a 140 dollar change fee to take separate flights.

[talisman]

Why the hell not?

[Ratt]

Why the hell not?

They split up our party when we were checking in. She got held up inthe line and missed the 40 minute cut off. We pleaded, we begged, we told them we were getting married in China and that we had to be on the same flights because she was the only one who spoke Chinese. All to no avail.

[talisman]

What a bunch of cocksuckers.