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  • bacon flavored sex lube....

    baconlube.com

    lulz.

    god bless.
    It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men -Frederick Douglass

  • #2
    Wow... Well this is something fat people will enjoy! Maybe shed some pounds by fucking more.

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    • #3
      Merry fucking Christmas to me!!!!

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      • #4
        Gonna have to try it out!
        Originally posted by Da Prez
        Fuck dfwstangs!! If Jose ain't running it, I won't even bother going back to it, just my two cents!!
        Originally posted by VETTKLR


        Cliff Notes: I can beat the fuck out of a ZR1

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        • #5
          And all this time I've been settling for regular flavored sex lube on my salads.

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          • #6
            We may have just found the perfect weapon in Iraq. Can it be used to clean guns?

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            • #7
              Brilliant, everything is better with bacon!
              Originally posted by Nash B.
              Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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              • #8
                Pork and Fish rarely go well together.

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                • #9
                  Finally, a way to get smell of bacon without causing 3rd degree burns on my junk!
                  .

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by talisman View Post
                    And all this time I've been settling for regular flavored sex lube on my salads.
                    Put little drops all around and its like bacon bits...yummy
                    Originally posted by Sean88gt
                    You can take white off the list. White on anything is the best, including vehicles, women, and the Presidency.
                    Originally posted by Baron Von Crowder
                    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jedi View Post
                      Pork and Fish rarely go well together.
                      completely wrong, cheese and fish no

                      but bacon goes on everything!

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                      • #12
                        Hell yeah, the wife loooooves Bacon lol guess we will be having another little one coming soon

                        Originally posted by DOHCTR
                        You sir are the poster child for "Go big or go home"!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by talisman View Post
                          And all this time I've been settling for regular flavored sex lube on my salads.
                          and now your hand and dick won't smell like ranch dressing anymore!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                            and now your hand and dick won't smell like ranch dressing anymore!
                            That sounds like more of a downside than an upside.

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                            • #15
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