You choose.

[Snatch Napkin]

lol.....and I would choose B....hot chick, fishing stuff (we are on an island afterall)...a freezer to put our catch in....and something to plug my ears with when she starts bitching.....cause she will...she is a woman.....






oh wait......so am I!!

I'm glad you already have this philosophy for when we make it to St. Thomas.


I'm on the same boat with this answer. I'm betting I can find enough stuff on this deserted island to make my own booze and nature provides other ways of getting high. Money is a moot point for twenty years, so gold is of no use. Hunting is cake for me. It doesn't matter what tools I have.

[mstng86]

C

You can do alot of different things with a knife than just hunt. dogs can possibly protect you from vermin, and will probably be food in the future. The container holding the drugs is a shelter from the elements. After 12 years, throw the drugs in the boat and be a drug lord.

[bcoop]

so use their menstration to attract bears. Kill bears.

lol!

[roliath]

C

You can do alot of different things with a knife than just hunt. dogs can possibly protect you from vermin, and will probably be food in the future. The container holding the drugs is a shelter from the elements. After 12 years, throw the drugs in the boat and be a drug lord.

no one will buy that stale ass weed....

[Treasure Chest]

The real question, is why would you want to be rescued? You can live off the land, not have to have a job, and spend a lot of your day relaxing and reflecting on life, rather than punching a clock for some faceless corporate combine. I'd probably go with B, just for the mp3 player. The chick can go drown herself. She'd be pissing and moaning after 2 days.

The MP3 player may be solar, but those cheap fucking earbuds are going to break eventually.

[mstng86]

no one will buy that stale ass weed....

Don't let anyone test the product?

[jluv]

Very simple.

I'd choose C. I like dogs, and I could get home 8 years sooner. I think I'm resourceful enough to make my own fishing/hunting equipment/traps/etc. I'd be great at guitar by the end of it! That's almost 1.5 pounds of pot PER DAY, so it would just be a huge waste. I'd just jack off a lot and write a book and maybe do a movie deal when I get back, so I'd be rich later, anyway. Again, 8 years sooner than the other options!

Not A, because dealing with the death of 1/3 of your family would suck after the 3 year mark. That's not nearly enough ammo or booze, and $10 million isn't enough to stay an extra 8 years. The booze makes this one very tempting, though.

Not B, only because I'd have to stay the full 20 years. Hot chick is good. Fishing stuff is good, but not a huge deal considering I'd have time to make my own. The freezer sweetens the deal, but again, not worth the extra 8 years. Who needs an MP3 player when you can make your own music with the guitar?

[roliath]

Don't let anyone test the product?

true, but i'd rather smoke it.
i'd love to see how mj holds up wrapped up like that for 20 years. the cannabanoids will probably be dormant by that long and after a few years I bet it wouldn't get you high anymore.

[TEAMJACOB]

Option b
The things that are all in play for the different options are
Sex vs no sex
20 years vs leaving early
Having money afterward or not
Booze or no booze
Hunting fishing gear vs none
Or at least these are the ones relavant to me.
So the girl who is "probably dtf" is giving it up one way or another so sex is solved. After enough time guys will do what ever.
You have all the fishing gear you need so food isn't a problem
Who cares about money afterward or leaving early since she will probably kill you in your sleep after 10 years of being raped by you ogres.
All that leaves is booze and I'll take some trim and solid eats over booze any day.

[JC316]

I will take option C. The dogs can catch any animals for food, I can make a lot of stuff with the knives, I can sell the dope for a fortune when I leave the island on my now fixed boat.

[Silverback]

Option A

First and foremost I have the gun and the ammo, I make the rules, lesbians gonna learn to like the cock.

Second, booze, I have the booze, I'm gonna get the lesbians drunk enough to enjoy the cock.

Third the money, With $10,000,000 dollars, you know what I'd do? Two chicks at the same time. Money will convince the lesibans to appreciate the cock.

In the end, we can hunt, get drunk, and be rescued in 20 years. Make a deal with the annoying lesbian that involves splitting the other one's share when she dies. Build a nice little shelter, relax, and enjoy the 20 year break on an island somewhere. Then come back to civilization after 20 years, with $5 million (at least), plus the rise in gold prices. Then buy that island and this time when I come back to finish out my years on it, I'll know everything about it, have quite a nice little house built on it, with all the extras, but this time no god damn lesbians. Hookers and blow party on my island, 21 years from today. Some of you are invited.

[CRASH]

Not A. I couldn't deal with two lesbians, especially being stuck with the one with a shitty attitude after the hot one dies. The gun only has 300 rounds, so that gun would be useless before too long. I don't drink, so it wouldn't matter if there was enough booze to last 100 years. I would probably kill myself from having to put up with the shitty attitude having bitch for the next 17 years, so I wouldn't give a shit about the gold anyways.

More than likely B., except the hot chick who is sweet is almost like an oxymoron. You know there's gonna eventually be something wrong with her. All the fishing gear plus the freezer would be a plus. Only bad thing about the solar mp3 player, as Jen said, would be the shitty fucking earbuds. I've gone through 3 pairs of shitty Apple ear buds within a year.

Probably not C. because although I'm a dog lover, the dogs would be puppies, but would die more than likely before I got off the island. There would also be the possibility that something could happen to them and they could be killed. That would devastate me, especially being by myself. The knives and shit would be nice, but like Jedi said, it would be hard to hunt with just a couple of knives. I also have never done any kind of drugs, so the mountains of weed wouldn't make a fucking bit of difference to me. I can't play the guitar, so that would only piss me off having it and not knowing how the hell to play it. The boat is the biggest plus to me, but then I'd be by myself and would probably crash the boat or get lost and die anyway.

LMAO !

-Aaron

[DON SVO]

A.

Drunken 3 way sex with the lesbians, then sober sex at rifle point when they get uppity and deny you, then bury them both 10 feet deep in the same hole you found the gold. Leave the island super happy, hung over, single and rich.

[CJ]

Everyone is thinking the wrong way.

10 million, hot chick, and sailboat.

I'd have plenty of time to get a great business plan going with my 10 million. In 15 years I expect to have a small army of offspring, I'd use the sailboat after 8 years to bring back a bigger ship, lumber, possibly more women, and lots of guns and other things to keep me busy on my paradise island.

[slowyellow]

it isn't an issue if you piitb

Will you mar... uh, I mean. Nice answer lol.