constipated

[TEAMJACOB]

Have you ever been so constipated you debated going to the dr/ hospital?
Shit sucked.
Discuss

[juiceweezl]

It's called a laxative. This thread is full of fail too.

[Txstang1]

Are you prarie doggin ?

[TEAMJACOB]

It's called a laxative. This thread is full of fail too.

No way. Nothing more winning than being unable to shit?
Bitches love being unable to shit

[TEAMJACOB]

Lol at the tags. I started them since they were sure to come

[Juiced4v]

Only skinny guys get that!

[95DRGT]

dude really- Try citrate of magnesium at Wal-Mart for like a buck.

I had to drink that stuff for a colonoscopy prep- its nasty and prepare to be on the throne for the next 5 to 6 hours.

Make sure and hydrate or your gonna die

[TEAMJACOB]

Are you prarie doggin ?

Monday morning was rough

[TEAMJACOB]

dude really- Try citrate of magnesium at Wal-Mart for like a buck.

I had to drink that stuff for a colonoscopy prep- its nasty and prepare to be on the throne for the next 5 to 6 hours.

Make sure and hydrate or your gonna die

Well I have crohns so maybe I was freaking as a result of that. Had to use mirolax sp? A dose every hour for 5 hrs all of which felt like I could shit my pants which I gladly would have done

[onemeangixxer7502]

try a beer bong up the ass with some natty light two birds one stone!

[Broncojohnny]

Go have lunch at Pancho's.

Problem solved.

[Baba Ganoush]

Lmao @ "turtle head"

Try some budweiser, or Starbucks. That'l get'er flowin.

[TEAMJACOB]

Go have lunch at Pancho's.

Problem solved.

Fucking a.

[TEAMJACOB]

Lmao @ "turtle head"
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Thank. That was me along with poop loose.

Lmao @ "can't poop on my balls"

[jasone]

just stick a spoon up there and stir it around like when you can't get anything out of a ketchup bottle.