Two Hundred and Thirty Six Years of F****ing Shit Up!

[slowyellow]

M- Muscles
A- are
R- required
I- intelligence
N- not
E- expected,
S- Sir!

I got another one...

M-MY
A-Ass
R-Rides
I-In
N-Navy
E-Equipment
S-Sir!

Happy B-day Corps!

[SlowLX]

Fucking YUT!

[03trubluGT]

There are two types of people.

1. Marines

2. Those that couldn't hack it to be a Marine.

[exlude]

There are two types of people.

1. Marines

2. Those that couldn't hack it to be a Marine.

I tried huffing gas and binge drinking, but I just couldn't get my IQ low enough to qualify.

[03trubluGT]

I tried huffing gas and binge drinking, but I just couldn't get my IQ low enough to qualify.

Keep telling your pansy self that!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cannon]

There are two types of people.

1. Marines

2. Those that couldn't hack it to be a Marine.

The famous saying "I was going to join the Marines but...".

My team walked up on an Army convoy in Afghan that was halted due to an overheating 7-ton and every last Soldier had their flack in the dirt and weapon leaned against one of their vehicles; some were even asleep..?? No security detail around the convoy, just smoking and joking... But yeah Army guys conducted business in a more intelligent way...

[matts5.0]

yut! semper fi!
the army sucks.. i have served with the army in iraq and they are fucking dumb and lazy fat peices of shit for the most part! they have like 45 year old privates working in the chow hall and fat bastards in pt gear and glow belts all over the damn place.. sorry i just cant stand the army after what i saw over there..

[matts5.0]

I think the Army is better. No disrespect intended.

you couldnt be more wrong. no disrespect intended.

[talisman]

you couldnt be more wrong. no disrespect intended.

Opinions can't be wrong.

[matts5.0]

Opinions can't be wrong.

yours is, at least on this subject.

[talisman]

yours is, at least on this subject.

I respectfully disagree. Goddamn, this is some civil shit!

[matts5.0]

I respectfully disagree. Goddamn, this is some civil shit!

touche kind sir, agree to disagree?

[talisman]

touche kind sir, agree to disagree?

Agreed and decided kind sir, I tip my hat to ye.

[matts5.0]

Agreed and decided kind sir, I tip my hat to ye.

a tip of thine hat to you as well sir.

[clevelandkid]

http://oldcorps.org/USMC/quotes.html

Some good ones in here... including one from an Army soldier you may have heard of.

"I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world!"

General of the Armies Douglas MacArthur; Korea, 21 September 1950