Society sucks at math

[slow99]

This is not elementary math this is something a nerd thought up to make himself feel better than people who know more about pussy than PEMDAS.

That's right, I forgot that I learned "please excuse my dear aunt sally" in high school. "My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas" was a trip to learn in graduate school.

[momo]

The answer is, e= MC vagina

jon lajoie seal of approval.

[BERNIE MOSFET]

That's right, I forgot that I learned "please excuse my dear aunt sally" in high school. "My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas" was a trip to learn in graduate school.

Pizzas got dropped since you graduated.

[stevo]

Just don't divide by zero!

Stevo

[Baba Ganoush]

No shit, and you better not pay with cash and require the genius to make change, forgettaboutit.

Total was $4.20, I give them a $5 and a quarter, and they look at me like I just handed them my kidney. It's pretty simple bud, I'd rather get a $1 and a nickel then eighty cents change. Fucksake. I laugh when they type in exactly why I gave them, like it's so complex they need a calculator.

If you pay with anything but a credit card nowadays, it will cause the cashier an aneurism.

[VaderTT]

jon lajoie seal of approval.

[majorownage]

e^(i*pi)=-1

All three of the weirdest numbers coming together.

[Silverback]

5+5+5-5+5+5-5+5x0 = ?
(5+5)+(5-5)+(5+5)-5+5x0
10+10-5+0=15

Actually the only thing you need to put in () is (5x0) or (-5) if you change it all to addition

5+5+5+(-5)+5+5+(-5)+(5x0)
15 + (0) = 15

addition and subtraction are like functions and can be performed at the same time, no matter the order. Especially if you change subtraction to addition of a negative number

[BERNIE MOSFET]

e^(i*pi)=-1

All three of the weirdest numbers coming together.

I know a guy whose entire basis for faith in God stems from Euler's Identity.

[majorownage]

I know a guy who's entire basis for faith in God stems from Euler's Identity.

I could see that

[TX_92_Notch]

No shit, and you better not pay with cash and require the genius to make change, forgettaboutit.

Total was $4.20, I give them a $5 and a quarter, and they look at me like I just handed them my kidney. It's pretty simple bud, I'd rather get a $1 and a nickel then eighty cents change. Fucksake. I laugh when they type in exactly why I gave them, like it's so complex they need a calculator.

If you pay with anything but a credit card nowadays, it will cause the cashier an aneurism.

I stopped in a gift shop in Crested Butte, CO this summer and bought a shirt for my kiddo. All I had was a $100 bill. I was surprised when the high school chick behind the counter opened the drawer without punching in the amount and proceeded to count my change back to me, correctly.

I commented that I was impressed at her ability to do what perplexes the average teen these days and she said the owner of the shop requires every employee to learn to count change back and won't let them use the calculator.

[ELVIS]

I stopped in a gift shop in Crested Butte, CO this summer and bought a shirt for my kiddo. All I had was a $100 bill. I was surprised when the high school chick behind the counter opened the drawer without punching in the amount and proceeded to count my change back to me, correctly.

I commented that I was impressed at her ability to do what perplexes the average teen these days and she said the owner of the shop requires every employee to learn to count change back and won't let them use the calculator.

dude.....she just pocketed the $100

god bless.

[suckerdin]

Pizzas got dropped since you graduated.

lolz.

and yeah, that's a loaded problem. mstng86 has the best answer.

[slow99]

Actually the only thing you need to put in () is (5x0)

No, you don't.

[Silverback]

No, you don't.

ok, you don't "need" to. I was basing it off of his using of parenthesis

But if you were going to seperate the functions, doing it this way would remind people to take care of the multiplication first