If you could go back to when you were 18

[jefehbk]

If I were 18 again I would go ahead and fuck Mrs. Taylor(middle school math teacher at the time). I was out late one night and stopped at the local gas station before heading home....Mrs. Taylor was coming out of the convenience store plastered as hell. She started talking to me as I was filling up with gas, I was asking if she was ok to drive and if she needed help getting home(I was actually concerned and being sincere). She says she will be fine to get home, but if I was worried enough I could come and check on her in an hour or so, because her husband was gone for the week on a business trip.

never occurred to me till about 2 days later that " I could come and check on her in an hour or so" was probably an invitation for some poon action. when it finally hit me i felt like i just lost my winning lottery ticket.

[Geor!]

Well since that reminded me, maybe I'da gone ahead and raped the broads that said no.

[idrivea4banger]

I would've pulled out.



























I keed, I keed. I would've attended more than one semester of college and driven a mustang.

[Strychnine]

Same. No change.




Edit: sometimes I regret not doing a stint in the military first.

[slow99]

How much bro how much

$90 a day ... almost pizza driver skrilla.

[Forever_frost]

I was going to join the military and do JAG. Looking back on things if I was guaranteed they'd go like they have, I'd stick with the infantry but without that 20/20, I'd go Jag and be a desk jockey

[SMKR]

would have become personal trainer for britany spears!

It appears she still needs one

[SMKR]

If I were 18 again I would go ahead and fuck Mrs. Taylor(middle school math teacher at the time). I was out late one night and stopped at the local gas station before heading home....Mrs. Taylor was coming out of the convenience store plastered as hell. She started talking to me as I was filling up with gas, I was asking if she was ok to drive and if she needed help getting home(I was actually concerned and being sincere). She says she will be fine to get home, but if I was worried enough I could come and check on her in an hour or so, because her husband was gone for the week on a business trip.

never occurred to me till about 2 days later that " I could come and check on her in an hour or so" was probably an invitation for some poon action. when it finally hit me i felt like i just lost my winning lottery ticket.

Not a closer

[BERNIE MOSFET]

Hmm....good question.

I'd say if I could start all over again after high school, I would have pursued a EE degree instead of going into the medical field.

Why? Well, I would say simply that my interest in engineering has outlasted my interest in medicine. And the pay is better. And making a mistake has a different set of consequences.

People die or are maimed all the time, often in horrific ways, when engineers don't make mistakes. Of course that's usually by design.

[JC316]

I probably would have went into the medical field. As it stands, I am an out of work mechanic that can't find a job within a 50 mile radius.

[SMKR]

I probably would have went into the medical field. As it stands, I am an out of work mechanic that can't find a job within a 50 mile radius.

Oilfield mechanics are making 25/hr

[JC316]

Oilfield mechanics are making 25/hr

There is that 50 mile radius crap again. There are plenty of shops in DFW hiring, they are just in ft worth, denton, flower mound, lewisville area. I am in the kaufman/terrell/forney/rockwall area.

[SMKR]

There is that 50 mile radius crap again. There are plenty of shops in DFW hiring, they are just in ft worth, denton, flower mound, lewisville area. I am in the kaufman/terrell/forney/rockwall area.

Yup

[JC316]

Yup

I am willing to drive up to 50 miles one way, but 70+ one way and I will practically be spending all of my money on gas. Heck, I am even down to applying at the local autozones and crap. Just very little hiring on this side of DFW.

[jdgregory84]

Back to 18? I wouldn't have picked a career but I definitely would've moved away and gone to a 4 year university instead of going to TCC where all of my friends went and prolonged high school.