Miami Officer arrested for doing 120mph because he was late for work

[Cooter]

Adam didn't have the heart...

I looked like a backup singer for the Oak Ridge Boys for MONTHS growing that shit out, just to take a couple goofy pics and cut it all off! LOL

[Pro88LX]

adam didn't have the heart...

I looked like a backup singer for the oak ridge boys for months growing that shit out, just to take a couple goofy pics and cut it all off! Lol

lmao

[LS1Goat]

AP English teacher didn't give you shit for starting sentences with conjunctions? They're for hooking up words, like phrases and clauses....conjunction junction.......what's your function.........

Not entirely correct, Chris. We were taught (AP English) that it was perfectly acceptable to starting a sentence with a conjunction. Also, about how by old English standards, yes, it was considered sloppy and inappropriate. I wouldn't make regular use of ending with conjunctions, but starting a sentence with one is not only acceptable in modern English, it has become quite pervasive. I see it all the time in the formal emails and real estate paralegals for certain clients.

Now if we're talking about grade school grammar teachers back in the day, then yes, starting a sentence with a conjunction is a taboo of utmost proportions.

EDIT: I just read the few post above me and seeeen this has already been addressed. Carry on.

[Pro88LX]

Not entirely correct, Chris. We were taught (AP English) that it was perfectly acceptable to starting a sentence with a conjunction. Also, about how by old English standards, yes, it was considered sloppy and inappropriate. I wouldn't make regular use of ending with conjunctions, but starting a sentence with one is not only acceptable in modern English, it has become quite pervasive. I see it all the time in the formal emails and real estate paralegals for certain clients.

Now if we're talking about grade school grammar teachers back in the day, then yes, starting a sentence with a conjunction is a taboo of utmost proportions.

LMAO i was just fucking with you! I dont know shit about proper english!

[CRASH]

Yes, Aaron. We've met in person, twice. And I also am the guy who is always complimenting your pin striping work. Same guy behind both S/Ns. It be a disappointment to see you jump on the bandwagon.

- Tim

No bandwagon jumping here. It just wears me out when I can't figure out who changed their name to what and trying to figure out who is who and who is posting what. If that made no sense, I apologize but it sounded right in my little pea brain.

Carry on with all the big words you guys are using. LOL !

-Aaron

[LS1Goat]

so you always compliment him on his dedication to an admirable art form and you're mad at him for not complimenting you on your chosen "art form"? LOL

No.

In his post, he clearly implied confusion between the two s/n's. I was just reminding him that we've met before to job his memory. And the bandwagon statement has nothing to do with wanting a compliment from anyone. I meant the apparent bandwagon against me because my vocabulary isn't solely confined to being monosyllabic. Not big deal either way.

[krazy kris]

No.

In his post, he clearly implied confusion between the two s/n's. I was just reminding him that we've met before to job his memory. And the bandwagon statement has nothing to do with wanting a compliment from anyone. I meant the apparent bandwagon against me because my vocabulary isn't solely confined to being monosyllabic. Not big deal either way.

lol you mean jog

[Cooter]

No.

In his post, he clearly implied confusion between the two s/n's. I was just reminding him that we've met before to job his memory. And the bandwagon statement has nothing to do with wanting a compliment from anyone. I meant the apparent bandwagon against me because my vocabulary isn't solely confined to being monosyllabic. Not big deal either way.

all those 75 cent words and you're going to "job" his memory?

[LS1Goat]

No bandwagon jumping here. It just wears me out when I can't figure out who changed their name to what and trying to figure out who is who and who is posting what. If that made no sense, I apologize but it sounded right in my little pea brain.

Carry on with all the big words you guys are using. LOL !

-Aaron

lol. no problem.

i'm think i'm running out of words for tonight. i think it's time for bed. you guys take it easy.

[LS1Goat]

all those 75 cent words and you're going to "job" his memory?

it's 12:30 at night. can't a white guy catch a break over here? i can't be perfect all the time. i'm not talisman.

[slow99]

Sober, yes. Drunk, no.

Speaking of billiards......If the day ever comes, I'll be nice and just bring out my old 20oz. Golden Shark. I'll leave the Cuetec at home. I'm a good guy like that.



Haters gonna hate, regardless. What's a cracker supposed to do?

And if you want to ascribe blame for my rather crafty and perspicacious vocabulary, then aim your vituperations at my AP English teacher. She was anal and quite unforgiving . And unfortunately, in my day, teachers didn't bang their students. So, no given opportunity to help out this poor bookish and painfully erudite mid-30 something woman unleash the caged demon in her derelict vagina Thus, this probably contributed to her fastidious and unforgiving teaching style.

Lmao at this fucking clown.

[krazy kris]

it's 12:30 at night. can't a white guy catch a break over here? i can't be perfect all the time. i'm not talisman.

did you say the word of the day

[Cooter]

it's 12:30 at night. can't a white guy catch a break over here? i can't be perfect all the time. i'm not talisman.

that's like saying I'm not Teddy Roosevelt

[exlude]

It be a disappointment to see you jump on the bandwagon.

- Tim

Are you a pirate now?

[racrguy]

Do you actually talk like this? I can see you and I playing pool...

Gee Doc, that was quite an exquisite display of billiard adroitness. Your grandiloquentness was highly over exaggerated by myself...heck, why dont you just come over to my domicile and bestialize my wife!

I had to google a few words in your post, surprisingly enough I didn't have to google any in Mustangman_2000's posts. I can't recall if I said it already or not, but he should go back to drinking, at least he was more entertaining then.