Miami Officer arrested for doing 120mph because he was late for work

[davbrucas]

Touche...

[Leah]

Touche...

Holy shit. Mark this one in the books, people. I finally caught Doc on something!

[DON SVO]

Holy shit. Mark this one in the books, people. I finally caught Doc on something!

He's gonna 'touché' your husband's prostate for fun!

[davbrucas]

It's not like the phrase is something I made up. I guess I've perpetuated the redundancy.

[Cooter]

Hydrocondone and Cherry Coke, actually. Eric has recently decided that he has been living a watered down version of himself for the last few years, and that it was time to bring back the laser pointed honesty I was once famous for. To paraphrase it with Johnny Nash, "I can see clearly now." No compromises. It feels good.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CRASH]

So is 3.90x3.62 guy formerly Mustangman_2000, or whatever his name was in Canada ? I've been trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is for a while now and haven't taken the time to type this shit out before now.

-Aaron

[LS1Goat]

Do you actually talk like this? I can see you and I playing pool...

Sober, yes. Drunk, no.

Speaking of billiards......If the day ever comes, I'll be nice and just bring out my old 20oz. Golden Shark. I'll leave the Cuetec at home. I'm a good guy like that.

Nope...his verbage comes across as pretentious. Especially when he posts medical information. Look at me! Big words! I smart!

Haters gonna hate, regardless. What's a cracker supposed to do?

And if you want to ascribe blame for my rather crafty and perspicacious vocabulary, then aim your vituperations at my AP English teacher. She was anal and quite unforgiving . And unfortunately, in my day, teachers didn't bang their students. So, no given opportunity to help out this poor bookish and painfully erudite mid-30 something woman unleash the caged demon in her derelict vagina Thus, this probably contributed to her fastidious and unforgiving teaching style.

"Hi guys, look at me!!" Did you recently find a "Turn your post into a elaborate jerkoff awkward wordfest" site that automatically generates this bullshit when you type in something normal? It's amazing that you've found a way to make yourself look like even more of an over the top cocksmoker than you already were before.

Hi Eric

[78X]

So is 3.90x3.62 guy formerly Mustangman_2000, or whatever his name was in Canada ? I've been trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is for a while now and haven't taken the time to type this shit out before now.

-Aaron

They are both full douchebags if they aren't one in the same wouldn't surprise me

[LS1Goat]

So is 3.90x3.62 guy formerly Mustangman_2000, or whatever his name was in Canada ? I've been trying to figure out who the fuck this guy is for a while now and haven't taken the time to type this shit out before now.

-Aaron

Yes, Aaron. We've met in person, twice. And I also am the guy who is always complimenting your pin striping work. Same guy behind both S/Ns. It be a disappointment to see you jump on the bandwagon.

- Tim

[Pro88LX]

And if you want to ascribe blame for my rather crafty and perspicacious vocabulary, then aim your vituperations at my AP English teacher. She was anal and quite unforgiving . And unfortunately, in my day, teachers didn't bang their students.

AP English teacher didn't give you shit for starting sentences with conjunctions? They're for hooking up words, like phrases and clauses....conjunction junction.......what's your function.........

[Cooter]

so you always compliment him on his dedication to an admirable art form and you're mad at him for not complimenting you on your chosen "art form"? LOL

[Cooter]

AP English teacher didn't give you shit for starting sentences with conjunctions? They're for hooking up words, like phrases and clauses....conjunction junction.......what's your function.........

sorry broseph, you can start a sentence with a conjunction. an AP teacher wouldn't give shit. a 2nd grade teacher might

[Pro88LX]

sorry broseph, you can start a sentence with a conjunction. an AP teacher wouldn't give shit. a 2nd grade teacher might

LOL i was just trying to mess with Tim.

LOL @ me getting schooled in English by someone with high burns and a mullet......don't judge a book by it's haircut!

[Cooter]

LOL i was just trying to mess with Tim.

LOL @ me getting schooled in English by someone with high burns and a mullet......don't judge a book by it's haircut!

fwiw, I cut my hair on a zero guard. the mullet was like a 12hr transformation! LOL

[Pro88LX]

fwiw, I cut my hair on a zero guard. the mullet was like a 12hr transformation! LOL

Lol and Poor Adam couldn't grow one no matter how hard he tried.