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  • #16
    119 beers in 6 hours.... FUCK!

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    • #17
      This was a documentary, I can't remember but the narration is the same as the article. It was a good documentary too. Great read.
      Originally posted by talisman
      I wonder if there will be a new character that specializes in bjj and passive agressive comebacks?
      Originally posted by AdamLX
      If there was, I wouldn't pick it because it would probably just keep leaving the game and then coming back like nothing happened.
      Originally posted by Broncojohnny
      Because fuck you, that's why
      Originally posted by 80coupe
      nice dick, Idrivea4banger
      Originally posted by Rick Modena
      ......and idrivea4banger is a real person.
      Originally posted by Jester
      Man ive always wanted to smoke a bowl with you. Just seem like a cool cat.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by talisman View Post
        It's nice that the test tube babies of this site are considerate enough to willingly point themselves out to the rest of us by posting that a 1000 word awesome story is just too fucking long to read. Reminds me of the dumbfuck jocks in Jr High that are now 40 pounds over weight and and working at 7-11 talking about the "glory days." We now return you to Jersey Shore, already in progress.
        I can't believe someone finally found a story that 20 douchebags haven't tried to/can't 1-up.
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        • #19
          Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.
          I'm pretty sure a man of that size snored loud enough to knock the roof down. I'm sure if anyone passed by they would've thought it was a cage full of angry badgers and just left well enough alone.
          Originally posted by talisman View Post
          It's nice that the test tube babies of this site are considerate enough to willingly point themselves out to the rest of us by posting that a 1000 word awesome story is just too fucking long to read. Reminds me of the dumbfuck jocks in Jr High that are now 40 pounds over weight and and working at 7-11 talking about the "glory days." We now return you to Jersey Shore, already in progress.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by JC316 View Post
            119 beers in 6 hours.... FUCK!
            I just don't believe that...unless it's Oklahoma beer or odouls. Or did he have some disorder that didn't allow him to process alcohol?

            Think it's possible? Try a 30 pack challenge. Then multiply that by four and cut out 4 hours.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
              I just don't believe that...unless it's Oklahoma beer or odouls. Or did he have some disorder that didn't allow him to process alcohol?
              That is exactly what I think is the case. His size is part of it, but I think that the condition that made him so big also altered his digestive system in a manner in which alcohol isn't 100% processed. Two liters of vodka to feel "warm" inside is quite telling, there's not another person on the planet that wouldn't be comatose after ingesting even just one liter, without having puked a lot of it back out.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Ruffdaddy View Post
                I just don't believe that...unless it's Oklahoma beer or odouls. Or did he have some disorder that didn't allow him to process alcohol?

                Think it's possible? Try a 30 pack challenge. Then multiply that by four and cut out 4 hours.
                i have a good friend who had a parasitic twin removed from his brain when he was 16...it caused some type of disorder to where he can drink massive amounts of any liquid, and that includes beer...I believe one night(3-4hrs) he drink 30-40 beers and countless miked drinks before he had enough..Oh, and he is not a regular drinker, he had just had a hard week at work and wanted to unwind
                Last edited by black50; 10-29-2011, 11:52 AM.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Big A View Post
                  That is exactly what I think is the case. His size is part of it, but I think that the condition that made him so big also altered his digestive system in a manner in which alcohol isn't 100% processed. Two liters of vodka to feel "warm" inside is quite telling, there's not another person on the planet that wouldn't be comatose after ingesting even just one liter, without having puked a lot of it back out.

                  I've knocked out more than a liter of whiskey in a night multiple times and have not thrown up. Andre was the mother fucking man!

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                  • #24
                    Well in that case it's no feat. It's just an expensive disability for an alcoholic. Seems silly to be idolized as something great

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                    • #25
                      Read the mother fucker. Cliff notes: andre the giant can drink a lot. A whole lot. Then he died.

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                      • #26
                        Anybody want a peanut?

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                        • #27
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                          • #28
                            Holy shit that black dude looks even taller

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by onemeangixxer7502 View Post
                              Holy shit that black dude looks even taller
                              no shit????!!!
                              Originally posted by davbrucas
                              I want to like Slow99 since people I know say he's a good guy, but just about everything he posts is condescending and passive aggressive.

                              Most people I talk to have nothing but good things to say about you, but you sure come across as a condescending prick. Do you have an inferiority complex you've attempted to overcome through overachievement? Or were you fondled as a child?

                              You and slow99 should date. You both have passive aggressiveness down pat.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by slow99 View Post
                                no shit????!!!
                                nooooo shit

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