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So how far have you drivin/traveled for a piece of A$$
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lulzOriginally posted by Cmarsh93zComment
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Three and a half hours when my ex lived up in OK. Under an hour tops for some strange.Comment
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Not too farComment
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Dallas to Austin.
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When you are a TRUE baller such as I, a righteous "piece of ass" waits patiently for you to come home with a beer and sammich ready....
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Either you're a true baller, or your S/O reads the board, and you're buttering up.Originally posted by Gargamel View PostComment
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Sachse to Odessa, but it was an ex. But on the other end, I meet a girl online from Baltimore. She flew down here on her own dime, banged her for a week, and never talked to her again.You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game." I shall finish the game, Doc.Comment
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My wife, when we first met, flew from Wellington, NZ to meet me in Dallas. She kept the house clean, we had sex for 6 weeks before she flew back to New Zealand.I wear a Fez. Fez-es are coolComment
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Wherever the closest trashy bar is?Comment
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Been there done that... 7 days and it was a chick I met on WoW. She had a very nice body at 5ft 100lbs. All I had to do was pay for the gas to go pick her up at DFW.Originally posted by DieselSmoke View PostComment
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