In Soviet Russia, email spams YOU!

[LANTIRN]

Usually when I get spam email it is from Nigerians promising me lots of money. This is the first I have seen from Russia; at least I read the whole thing in a Russian accent. I thought it was a nice change from the norm and it made me laugh a little.

Good afternoon
This is Olga. I think my email for you is surprise. And i hope it is a nice
surprise. sure you will have a question about "where did i find yours email
address. I used a services of serious attitudes agency. They asked me what
kind of men i like, and then they offer me to start write you via email.
This agency said me that your email address they found at dating site. As i
said you before my name is Olga and i am absolutely single girl. My
birthday is 18 of December 1984. I do not have children, but i love them. I
like read books very much and i like a cooking. Maybe learning more about
each other we can have serious relations. I dream to find my love. I want
to have real relations. It is a little about myself. I think it was
interesting for you. I will be waiting your answer with the big impatience.

I wait for your answer. My e-mail is : niceolga221@yahoo.com
Have a good day , Olga

[Trip McNeely]

Like a cooking? I bet she likes making caking too.

[Hay Burner]

Why do I picture a guy with a beard surrounded by telephones?

[TonyMCev]

hi. my name peggy...

[Binky]

http://www.spamdiary.com/2010/03/my-name-is-elena-i-think-my-email-for-you-is-surprise-and-i-hope-it-is-a-nice-surprise/

[TEAMJACOB]

Bla bla bla
Yeah but can the bitch make a sandwich or not?

[Ted]

Write her back and tell her you have been scammed in this past and that you are weary of people. As a sign of good faith send a tasteful nude with a fish on her head.

[46Tbird]

Like that would be hard to find on the Internet.

[helosailor]

Write her back and tell her you have been scammed in this past and that you are weary of people. As a sign of good faith send a tasteful nude with a fish on her head.

I got one of these years ago and decided to play along. "She" sent me several pictures of a gorgeous girl and they were obviously professionally taken. I wrote back and told "her" that I was a little bit suspicious and asked "her" to send another picture of her holding a sign with my name on it and saying something weird like "...likes borscht-burgers". Strangely, I never received a reply.

[EW]

Write her back and tell her you have been scammed in this past and that you are weary of people. As a sign of good faith send a tasteful nude with a fish on her head.

wary or leery

[VaderTT]

wary or leery

wea·ry   /ˈwɪəri/ Show Spelled [weer-ee] Show IPA adjective, -ri·er, -ri·est,verb, -ried, -ry·ing.
adjective
1.physically or mentally exhausted by hard work, exertion, strain, etc.; fatigued; tired: weary eyes; a weary brain.
2.characterized by or causing fatigue: a weary journey.
3.impatient or dissatisfied with something (often followed by of): weary of excuses.
4.characterized by or causing impatience or dissatisfaction; tedious; irksome: a weary wait.

[EW]

Yeah, weary is "tired of" leery or wary is "scared of", "suspicious of" etc. While I am weary of people (tired of) it looks like they meant they are wary of people (suspicious of).

[Osiris]

Yeah, weary is "tired of" leery or wary is "scared of", "suspicious of" etc. While I am weary of people (tired of) it looks like they meant they are wary of people (suspicious of).

Well played.