Poultry worker decapitated after being sucked into machine

[0 GT 2]

I find it disgusting and fowl that you guys can joke about this

Don't mind them, they're just trying to get ahead of Jose's post count.

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[yellowstang]

Special on hotdogs coming up!

[Brandon-k]

Bet he wont do that again..

[78X]

Bet he wont do that again..

I bet he will use his head next time

[Brandon-k]

I bet he will use his head next time

He was just trying to add the noodle soup.

[LS1Goat]

t00d bad

[OldGuysRule]

Thanks some fucking karma right there!

[clevelandkid]

Did he get to watch the movie first?

[Racewerx]

It's bad to give head at work.

[71chevellejohn]

He won't be sticking his neck out for anybody now....

or

When he gets back to India, he won't need a headset...