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  • #76
    Originally posted by bcoop View Post
    I'll give you $12.72 for a ride home
    That will barely cover my gas. For that much I will let you park at our place and drive you there. For an extra $50 you can stay the night.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Chili View Post
      That will barely cover my gas. For that much I will let you park at our place and drive you there. For an extra $50 you can stay the night.

      Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\
      Token Split Tail

      Originally posted by slow99
      Lmao...my favorite female poster strikes again.
      Originally posted by Pokulski-Blatz
      You are a moron .... you were fucking with the most powerful vagina on DFW(MU)stangs.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by aCid View Post
        That's OLD news Nukka! Also you bringing the GF?
        I know, I've seen it but I never use them!

        Yeah, may bring the GF and 1-2 of her friends (depending on if they'll all fit in the truck, maybe have to stick someone in the bed).
        Ded

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Leah View Post
          Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\


          If he is, he is over charging! Boosh!

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Leah View Post
            Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\
            Hmm, I guess I didn't know what "stay at our place" really meant.
            "If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford

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            • #81
              This Saturday? Already?
              Originally posted by Broncojohnny
              HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Nash B. View Post
                This Saturday? Already?
                Already

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by talisman View Post
                  If he is, he is over charging! Boosh!
                  yeah going rate for elderly hookers has been on the decline recently

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Chili View Post
                    That will barely cover my gas. For that much I will let you park at our place and drive you there. For an extra $50 you can stay the night.

                    Barely cover your gas? I'm a whopping ten miles from you. Don't be a greedy dickhead. Nobody likes a greedy dickhead
                    Originally posted by BradM
                    But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                    Originally posted by Leah
                    In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Leah View Post
                      Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\

                      Y U MAD THO?

                      Originally posted by talisman View Post
                      If he is, he is over charging! Boosh!
                      Bazinga!

                      Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                      yeah going rate for elderly hookers has been on the decline recently
                      If I have to lubricate it myself, I should get a discount.
                      Originally posted by BradM
                      But, just like condoms and women's rights, I don't believe in them.
                      Originally posted by Leah
                      In other news: Brent's meat melts in your mouth.

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Leah View Post
                        Wait, wait, wait...are you pimping me out? :-\
                        Hell no, they couldn't afford you. You're priceless.

                        Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                        Barely cover your gas? I'm a whopping ten miles from you. Don't be a greedy dickhead. Nobody likes a greedy dickhead
                        My Bronco gets about 10 mpg, that's 2 gallons round trip. That would leave me $6 to account for wear and tear, fixed costs like insurance, registration fees, tires and maintenance, and for my time (about 45 minutes round trip).

                        You're gonna need to think about all of these things if you ever start your business!

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by bcoop View Post
                          If I have to lubricate it myself, I should get a discount.


                          You know they say lack of lubrication is a sign of a sex change operation. Either that, or you've got a deviant, cockblocker monkey about to throw his own feces at you!

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by talisman View Post
                            You know they say lack of lubrication is a sign of a sex change operation. Either that, or you've got a deviant, cockblocker monkey about to throw his own feces at you!
                            What... In... The... Fuck... LOL

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by aCid View Post
                              I'm hoping to have Tanner pick my ass up because I know that pussy bitch wont drink. Then drive me home... hopefully he doesn't try and rape me. I know I'm hot but damn.
                              He can't rape the willing.
                              Originally posted by Jester
                              Every time you see the fucking guy....show him your fucking dick.. Just whip out your hawg and wiggle it in his direction, put it away, call him a fuckin meatgazer, shoot him the bird and go inside.
                              He will spend the rest of the day wondering if he is gay.
                              Originally posted by Denny
                              What the fuck ever, you fucking fragile faggot.
                              FORGTN SOLD1ER - xbox gamer

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by aCid View Post
                                What... In... The... Fuck... LOL


                                Californication, Season 4, episode 4.

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