Home Depot Challenge AKA "Home Depot Deathapalooza"

[Strychnine]

Lmao.

orange apron
clipboard
pen

i will pretend to be the official observer, tell you you have won, and to come sign this. Then stab you in the eye with the pen.

it better be a package of pens. I'm not grabbing a bloody pen to sign anything....

[Tyrone Biggums]

It's going to be dark and I'll need a way to see and not be seen. I can use this to get around and hide the light from the monitor screen while I'm moving and also use it to ambush those I have to kill. Plant the camera, hide, kill. Move to a new spot, repeat.

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202449899/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

I'll need this in case anyone tries to use any chemicals, smoke, etc. to flush me out.

http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202714566/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

With this, I'll do my killing.

http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Garden-Center-Garden-Tools-Axes-Mauls-Picks-Sledges/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbx7d/R-202681690/h_d2/ProductDisplay?langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

[BajaBob]

Three items:

-3x 50lb Bags of Bug Poison

Find the high pressure fire system. Dump in bags, mix until dissolved. Set system off. Listen to them scream as they go blind.

[CWO]

three items:

-3x 50lb bags of bug poison

find the high pressure fire system. Dump in bags, mix until dissolved. Set system off. Listen to them scream as they go blind.

ummm

[Strychnine]

[Cobraman]

This thread delivers!!!

I'd go with the hotdog stand, gasmask, and hatchet.

They'd eat the hotdog and immediatley have to go shit (always) I'd be waiting at the door to decapitate. Gasmask because I know someone will try spraying shit.

[forbes]

1 2x4
1 box of 16 penny nails ( you can drive them thru the 2x4 without a hammer)
1 6' piece of galvanized pipe..
see all ya'll in hell

[CJ]

100ft of rope, safety harness, industrial bag of zip ties.

hang rope from rafters, dangle in the middle of the lumber area with harness, and wait for people to walk under me, at that time, I zip tie their necks.

[Stephen]

axe
lighter
starter fluid

[krazy kris]

some violent fuckers in here

[Ratt]

100ft of rope, safety harness, industrial bag of zip ties.

hang rope from rafters, dangle in the middle of the lumber area with harness, and wait for people to walk under me, at that time, I zip tie their necks.

I'd like to see you dangling from the ceiling. Lmao.

[Nash B.]

I'd like to see you dangling from the ceiling. Lmao.

homo

[grove rat]

i would do that but use this instead of the hatchet, lets you keep more distance from the soontobedeadguy


that spray should reach up to at least 10'-15', then run up and stab them in the neck with the shredder shovel

100ft of rope, safety harness, industrial bag of zip ties.

hang rope from rafters, dangle in the middle of the lumber area with harness, and wait for people to walk under me, at that time, I zip tie their necks.

the zip tie around the neck method would have been my next plan

[Leah]

I LMAO'd at that episode.

[1fast4]

1. 6' piece of copper tubing
2. Box of 8d nails
3. Leatherman tool

Go to sign cart and get sign material, use Leatherman to cut some 2"x2" squares. Push nail through center and load up copper tube. You now have a blowgun. Deadly and highly accurate with a long range. If the dart doesn't take them out, finish them off with the Leatherman.

Go Ninja on the effer's!!!!


When we used to work overnights we would set up air filter boxes at one end of an aisle and draw a target on it. Then go to the other end of the aisle and spend the lunch hour seeing who could hit the bullseye the most. Damn thing was very accurate up to about 40'!!!!