Home Depot Challenge AKA "Home Depot Deathapalooza"

[aggie97]

1. broad head bull pin or erection wrech to drop from above. Might even go to the steel bin and get a 5/8" steel rod 2' long. drop on their heads or throw. stun them and then attack.

2. Pick Mattocks...swing it down from above their heads and into their bodies. should make a nice dead thud sound in the chest or back.

3. claw hammer or small axe/hammer for the close work.

considered the sharp toss away knives to bleed someone out and use the blood to make the floor slippery but it requires you to get close.

I am sure with some more surfing, you could come up with some sort of armor in the shelving aisle and maybe some medieval mace or club.

other options are 5 gallon pale of acetone, flammable wasp spray and lighter. Pour, shoot, light. Lights up the building better but gives away your position and could back fire if someone shoots fire at you while pouring. better option is pour to form a pool on the floor...then when your victim steps in it, shoot and light.

[Baba Ganoush]

This thread has me rolling.......

[4bangen]

The zombie apocalypse is gona suck. dfwMUstangers will kill them all before I get a chance to stretch my trigger finger.

[CJ]

I'd like to see you dangling from the ceiling. Lmao.

heavy rope.

[sig239]

They don't sell gasoline at Home Depot. Just saying.

Paint thinner works well

[71chevellejohn]

Cinder block on the end of a rope - that way I can swing it down from the rafters home alone style.
Battery operated sawzall to cut the legs on the shelving and knock it down on the enemy.

[Fern]

Paint thinner works well

there ya' go..

i obviously didn't think that one out too much.

thanks for helping me reach my morbid home depot challenge requirements!

[Unicorn Jeff]

1. Nice sized hammer (Main hand weapon)
2. Heavy duty Paint roller container thingy (Shield)
3. Duct tape (To tape the Paint roller container over my right arm)

[naynay]

bernz-o-matic torch
lighter fluid
extra torch refill..

i'll start fires in the 4 corners of the store and wait in the middle for the other 9, and box them to the finish. then use my speed to run throught the flames to the front door.

[Cobraman]

bernz-o-matic torch
lighter fluid
extra torch refill..

i'll start fires in the 4 corners of the store and wait in the middle for the other 9, and box them to the finish. then use my speed to run throught the flames to the front door.

And plus you'd be invisible!!!11

[talisman]

bernz-o-matic torch
lighter fluid
extra torch refill..

i'll start fires in the 4 corners of the store and wait in the middle for the other 9, and box them to the finish. then use my speed to run throught the flames to the front door.

I seem to recall you doing pretty poorly boxing Greyhorse at a house party in 2004. Might want to have a backup plan, broham!

[Unicorn Jeff]

I seem to recall you doing pretty poorly boxing Greyhorse at a house party in 2004. Might want to have a backup plan, broham!

He probably hit the gym for about a month after that, and now he's a hulk. I hate black peoples

[talisman]

Jeff hates black people. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.

[naynay]

I seem to recall you doing pretty poorly boxing Greyhorse at a house party in 2004. Might want to have a backup plan, broham!

not sure if serious..

greyhorse is a 300 pound meat head.. i fight at 142, i'll say i held my own

[Unicorn Jeff]

Jeff hates black people. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.

Just their genetics...