What's the best way to screw with your boss?

[stephen4785]

If you wanted to cause as many problems as you could for your boss what would you do?
(all hypothetical of course)

[Nash B.]

Fuck his wife, his daughter, piss in his bed, and shit in his cat's litter box

[Trip McNeely]

Fuck his wife, his daughter, piss in his bed, and shit in his cat's litter box

Follow him around on a message board and insult him.

[sc281]

Fuck his wife, his daughter, piss in his bed, and shit in his cat's litter box

This

Follow him around on a message board and insult him.

O, O Definitely this.

Kidding. That's fucking gay.

[Damnittsteve]

actually work?

[Nash B.]

Follow him around on a message board and insult him.

haha, don't taze me bro!

[Trip McNeely]

haha, don't taze me bro!

Stop it!!

[Stephen]

I was going to say pin a tail on him as he walks around and deals with customers... but wait you want "epic shit" huh?

Shit handle his car

You or someone else should shit on a newspaper and with latex gloves... pick it up and fill the outside driver door with some crap.. when he goes to his car and opens his door and gets a wad of shit.. his natural reaction will be to look and smell... instant fun!!

To make it worthy you must supply us with a vid!!

[Sean88gt]

Perhaps a back story is in order, although I'm inclined to think you just have authority/daddy issues.

[jdgregory84]

If your boss is a real dick, it might be funny to fill out an application for his job. Under previous experience you could write about how at your current position you have to take on many managerial roles, assisting your current manager in tasks that he's not capable of taking on himself, etc...

[lincolnboy]

What kind of boss ( manager vp ) what kind of job. Just order a shit load of supplies on his name or order a big lunch

[78X]

get on his work computer and start downloading a shit ton of beastiality porn

[lincolnboy]

Better yet invite the boss for drink and get him wasted then take him to the tittie bar and see if he will take out his expense report

[LS1Goat]

When he's not around, sit down and his computer and send out a less than flattering company wide email. Be sure to BC the suits. Make sure it's your last day and on the way out the door. If you're intelligent enough, you can do it with little liability to yourself. Do not damage any property or commit flagrant libel. Just have a little fun. Hypothetically, of course.

[Palehorse]

Shit on his desk.