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  • By the way...Rapture is Friday.

    You know. In case you forgot. You can go sell all your possessions off if you didn't do it last time.
    On Friday, Oct. 21, 2011, the Rapture will be upon us. That's according to U.S. Christian broadcaster Harold Camping anyway.

    Yes, that's the same Mr. Camping who "predicted" doom on May 21. But, as far as I'm aware, we're still here. So, Oct. 21 is the new Rapture. Right.
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    On Friday, Oct. 21, 2011, the Rapture will be upon us. That's according to U.S. Christian broadcaster Harold Camping anyway.
    "Self-government won't work without self-discipline." - Paul Harvey

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    Damn, only 2 games into the world series too.

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    • #3
      Everyone send all of your pertinent information, such as bank account numbers, routing info, where you hide your spare keys, passwords to your accounts, alarm codes, etc.

      I'll be glad to take care of your things and animals while you enjoy the rapture.

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      • #4
        Me and the family are ready for it this time. We have sold everything and have the truck loaded up and are heading for the Black Hills in South Dakota. Been working on an underground bunker up there for the past 3 years and it's ready. We have enough supplies to last 8 people for 4 years. There is 4 of us, we are looking for 4 more to join us so we can repopulate the new world. Any takers? We will be leaving tomorrow at noon.
        I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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        • #5
          Fuck, again!!!!!
          Originally posted by Silverback
          Look all you want, she can't find anyone else who treats her as bad as I do, and I keep her self esteem so low, she wouldn't think twice about going anywhere else.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
            Me and the family are ready for it this time. We have sold everything and have the truck loaded up and are heading for the Black Hills in South Dakota. Been working on an underground bunker up there for the past 3 years and it's ready. We have enough supplies to last 8 people for 4 years. There is 4 of us, we are looking for 4 more to join us so we can repopulate the new world. Any takers? We will be leaving tomorrow at noon.
            Pics of women to repopulate with?
            Originally posted by Nash B.
            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
              Me and the family are ready for it this time. We have sold everything and have the truck loaded up and are heading for the Black Hills in South Dakota. Been working on an underground bunker up there for the past 3 years and it's ready. We have enough supplies to last 8 people for 4 years. There is 4 of us, we are looking for 4 more to join us so we can repopulate the new world. Any takers? We will be leaving tomorrow at noon.
              I just sent you a PM with my information, and requested your paypal so I can reserve my spot.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
                Me and the family are ready for it this time. We have sold everything and have the truck loaded up and are heading for the Black Hills in South Dakota. Been working on an underground bunker up there for the past 3 years and it's ready. We have enough supplies to last 8 people for 4 years. There is 4 of us, we are looking for 4 more to join us so we can repopulate the new world. Any takers? We will be leaving tomorrow at noon.
                Denny would not get your humor.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rick Modena View Post
                  Fuck, again!!!!!
                  That's not what she said.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                    Pics of women to repopulate with?
                    X2


                    I don't want the first offspring of the new world to be sired from some moo-cow.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                      Pics of women to repopulate with?
                      It's me ant these 3 fine beauties, and yes, the last one is or might be a female. We are really not too sure as of yet. We were hoping those who choose to come with us would be willing to find out.
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                      I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                      • #12
                        In, but you get to bang the femanbearpig thing.
                        Originally posted by Nash B.
                        Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                          In, but you get to bang the femanbearpig thing.
                          Let me sleep on that. I will also need to bring my 3 dogs. They are very attached to each outher.
                          I think his point is that the fish got low balled, fucked in the catfish asshole and you paid half price. The worst part was the fish explaining to his fish friends why his asshole smelled like redneck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Blame Canada View Post
                            Let me sleep on that. I will also need to bring my 3 dogs. They are very attached to each outher.
                            Pics of dogs?
                            Originally posted by Nash B.
                            Damn, man. Sorry to hear that. If it'll cheer you up, Geor swallows. And even if it doesn't cheer you up, it cheers him up.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Wicked98Snake View Post
                              Pics of dogs?
                              Look at his avatar

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