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  • #16
    Why wouldn't zombies be able to swim?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by helosailor View Post
      Zombies can't swim, so win-win.

      Jim, you're gonna need a ferry boat captain.
      What a zombie rookie...

      They can walk on the ocean bottom until they get to the island.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Denny View Post
        What a zombie rookie...

        They can walk on the ocean bottom until they get to the island.
        Great lake bottom*

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        • #19
          That's just movie zombies, real zombies are hydrophobic. They're also repulsed by bagpipe music.
          "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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          • #20
            Originally posted by helosailor View Post
            That's just movie zombies, real zombies are hydrophobic. They're also repulsed by bagpipe music.
            Zombie leprechaun begs to differ.

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            • #21
              Look at you poking holes in my theories, you theory hole poker.
              Would you just look at that.
              "It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself."

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              • #22
                Nah, I wouldn't have hot Mexican women there. They'd start reproducing and then vote me out of office with their 200 plus kids. I'm thinking Swedes. And yes, I'll need a ferry captain. I'm thinking get a community of people who are tired of the BS and just build a fortress and be self sufficient. No welfare, nothing. Everyone contributes something in skills. It'd be like a military unit.
                I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                  Nah, I wouldn't have hot Mexican women there. They'd start reproducing and then vote me out of office with their 200 plus kids. I'm thinking Swedes. And yes, I'll need a ferry captain. I'm thinking get a community of people who are tired of the BS and just build a fortress and be self sufficient. No welfare, nothing. Everyone contributes something in skills. It'd be like a military unit.
                  There's already a form of government that's like that. It's called Communism.
                  Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

                  If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Maddhattter View Post
                    There's already a form of government that's like that. It's called Communism.
                    No, as I'm not demanding something taken to given to someone who is doing dick all. You're not productive, you're not here.
                    I wear a Fez. Fez-es are cool

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Forever_frost View Post
                      No, as I'm not demanding something taken to given to someone who is doing dick all. You're not productive, you're not here.
                      Oh, that's where the misunderstanding is.

                      You don't understand what communism is. Your misrepresenting what communism is by implying that is is how it would be used. True communism is everyone working and all the spoils being divided equally. Otherwise known as, "Everyone contributes something in skills."
                      Scientists do not coddle ideas. They crash test them. They run them into a brick wall at 60 miles per hour and then examine the pieces.

                      If the idea is sound, the pieces will be that of the wall.

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                      • #26
                        Communism works very well in a community where everyone agrees to the happenings.

                        I would be all about living on a communistic island, as long as I ACTUALLY have a voice that matters.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Maddhattter View Post
                          Oh, that's where the misunderstanding is.

                          You don't understand what communism is. You're misrepresenting what communism is by implying that is is how it would be used. True communism is everyone working and all the spoils being divided equally. Otherwise known as, "Everyone contributes something in skills."
                          Hey man, if you're going to call someone out, use the correct homophone.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by denny View Post
                            yes. The mexican ladies love long walks on the chores of his island.
                            lmfao!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by racrguy View Post
                              Hey man, if you're going to call someone out, use the correct homophone.
                              Listen to him, this guy is an expert of all things homo according the the crossdressing kid thread!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Pro88LX View Post
                                Listen to him, this guy is an expert of all things homo according the the crossdressing kid thread!
                                RG

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