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  • #31
    Originally posted by vadertt View Post
    I chewed!
    Putting warheads on foreheads since 2004

    Pro-Touring Build

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    • #32
      Originally posted by vadertt View Post
      Yeah, I should have. But the last time I did it, I chewed!
      Oh god, please tell me you're lying!!!
      Originally posted by Vertnut
      I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Silverback View Post
        Hell even the biggest germaphobe on the planet, ELVIS has taken a minnow shot
        I seen it!

        They aren't that bad. If you get it with Jack, the minnow stops flopping almost as soon as it drops into the glass.
        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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        • #34
          Originally posted by MutherjuggZ View Post
          Oh god, please tell me you're lying!!!
          Nope, fucker was squirming too!
          Ded

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          • #35
            Originally posted by vadertt View Post
            Nope, fucker was squirming too!
            Good God, now I think I've heard it all
            Originally posted by Vertnut
            I'd run my junk through a waffle iron, if it makes you more "comfortable". LOL!

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            • #36
              the reason the ft worth girls arent awesome is because they hired 75%left over strippers from ft worth strip clubs.. the very nice girls all work the bar but the waitresses are stripper and of course the managers look like fat house moms.

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