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  • #61
    Why do u sit to pee?

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    • #62
      There's this girl, Molly. She's a friend. But that's it--just a friend. You know, we talk and do things together. How do I get this lady to give it up?

      2nd questions! What three things should you keep always on your person and why?

      3rd question. As your alter ego, abecx. You have given some winsome, witty, and crystal-clear answers to the tough questions to dfwms. Asking about god, war, sex, love, and life. No question is taboo; no issue is too hot?

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      • #63
        will you suck my cock?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by scootro View Post
          There's this girl, Molly. She's a friend. But that's it--just a friend. You know, we talk and do things together. How do I get this lady to give it up?

          2nd questions! What three things should you keep always on your person and why?

          3rd question. As your alter ego, abecx. You have given some winsome, witty, and crystal-clear answers to the tough questions to dfwms. Asking about god, war, sex, love, and life. No question is taboo; no issue is too hot?
          Its pretty easy, just woo her thats what works for me. I can be pretty thoughtful, sincere, and charming, most girls love that stuff. I bottle it up though so its always real, as long as you don't appear fake she'll bite. But be prepared for friends to go out the door afterwards if it fails. Do something simple like sing her favorite song to her while playing the melody on the guitar, or learn it on a piano and randomly play it one night. Mood plays the biggest part, followed by eye contact and sincerity.

          I once had a girl stay over, she was asleep and as I came home from work I sent an email to home my computer to start playing with or without you from u2 and I walked in about 30 seconds into it. aww, love.

          3 things? A phone, identification, and a debit card.

          I'll answer pretty much anything except for this obvious fool above us trying so hard to be a witty troll, unfortunately they are just wasting internets.


          Originally posted by Damnittsteve View Post
          will you suck my cock?
          Only if its 3" or less.

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          • #65
            I dont know you, I dont know why. Can you explain that to me?

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            • #66
              Originally posted by sosoe View Post
              I dont know you, I dont know why. Can you explain that to me?
              You were born a day late and a dollar short.....

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              • #67
                Are fish sticks as hard as tits?
                www.dfwdirtriders.com

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                • #68
                  Which girls from DFWstangs/DFWmustangs did you have sexual relations with?

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by ge View Post
                    which girls from dfwstangs/dfwmustangs did you have sexual relations with?
                    peace out!

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by GE View Post
                      Which girls from DFWstangs/DFWmustangs did you have sexual relations with?
                      Originally posted by abecx View Post
                      peace out!
                      Great GE... now it'll be another 5 years before he comes back.

                      And still a big FU to stevo for the autostart vid.

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                      • #71
                        Will the motherfucking plane take off ?
                        Vortex rear stand $75
                        8.8 410s. $50

                        **SKAGG NASTY**
                        My goal in life is to not arrive at the grave in a well preserved body.
                        but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "holy shit!!!.. what a ride!"

                        1990 Foxbody GT for that ass
                        11 4 door
                        13 FX2 White 5.0

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by idrivea4banger View Post
                          Do you approve of this??



                          i do 100%

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                          • #73
                            Who makes a reliable 10G 1310nm XFP compatible with BTI? My BTI optical gear seems to be shitting them (OEM units) left and right.


                            --Scott

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                            • #74
                              who the fudgin fudge stick are you?
                              1971 Ford Torino - Time to go bigger and better.

                              2011 F150 Limited - Stock with a 6.2

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by abecx View Post
                                Its pretty easy, just woo her thats what works for me. I can be pretty thoughtful, sincere, and charming, most girls love that stuff. I bottle it up though so its always real, as long as you don't appear fake she'll bite. But be prepared for friends to go out the door afterwards if it fails. Do something simple like sing her favorite song to her while playing the melody on the guitar, or learn it on a piano and randomly play it one night. Mood plays the biggest part, followed by eye contact and sincerity.

                                I once had a girl stay over, she was asleep and as I came home from work I sent an email to home my computer to start playing with or without you from u2 and I walked in about 30 seconds into it. aww, love.

                                3 things? A phone, identification, and a debit card.

                                I'll answer pretty much anything except for this obvious fool above us trying so hard to be a witty troll, unfortunately they are just wasting internets.



                                Only if its 3" or less.
                                thanks thats good advice!!!

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