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  • #31
    3 easy steps bro.

    1. Post pics of your girl in a separate thread.
    2. Delete this thread.
    3. Double tap his ass through the door and tell the cops you thought it was a home invasion.

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    • #32
      Give me 40 bucks and I'll wait outside your apartment with a baseball bat til he comes. I'll knock him out with the first hit, drag him to your door, knock til you open the door, then drag him inside, get my money, hand you the bat, then leave.

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      • #33
        Tell the apartment manager also, maybe he has been warned already to stay away?

        And who cares if they say you can/can not install a motion light, it is not a permanent fixture so replace it and save the old one, put it back when you move out. Get one of those halogen bulb ones, bright as hell!

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        • #34
          Throw a nice mixture of broken glass and marbles all over your patio floor.

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          • #35
            I like Al's bear trap idea, just make sure to put a couple in his chest after it snaps his lower leg off. Dead people cant sue!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by MILK View Post
              Post pics of your girl!!

              As far as the bad guy spray his ass through the door then drag him inside!
              No need anymore. You can shoot folks in the street now, if they're attacking you. Texas Castle Doctrine: google it.
              ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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              • #37
                Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
                Give me 40 bucks and I'll wait outside your apartment with a baseball bat til he comes. I'll knock him out with the first hit, drag him to your door, knock til you open the door, then drag him inside, get my money, hand you the bat, then leave.
                damn. you work cheap.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by 90GT50 View Post
                  Give me 40 bucks and I'll wait outside your apartment with a baseball bat til he comes. I'll knock him out with the first hit, drag him to your door, knock til you open the door, then drag him inside, get my money, hand you the bat, then leave.
                  That's a lot of work for $40.
                  Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                  HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Cmarsh93z
                    Don't Fuck with DFWmustangs...the most powerfull gang I have ever been a member of.

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Skidmark View Post
                      Throw a nice mixture of broken glass and marbles all over your patio floor.
                      WTF? Have you been watching Home Alone?
                      ZOMBIE REAGAN FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! heh

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Yale View Post
                        WTF? Have you been watching Home Alone?
                        'Tis the season!
                        Originally posted by Broncojohnny
                        HOORAY ME and FUCK YOU!

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Yale View Post
                          WTF? Have you been watching Home Alone?
                          lol

                          It would work too.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by That_Is_My_El_Camino View Post
                            That's a lot of work for $40.
                            DFWMustangs discount, plus the potential to see said hot wife.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Lason View Post
                              I like Al's bear trap idea, just make sure to put a couple in his chest after it snaps his lower leg off. Dead people cant sue!
                              No, but his family will come out of the woodwork claiming he was a great person and even led the church choir.

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by 03trubluGT View Post
                                No, but his family will come out of the woodwork claiming he was a great person and even led the church choir.
                                True, but that is why you load his pockets up with child porn and heroin before the law shows up and squash that whole argument

                                j/k

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