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    I have come to this conclusion after much research.
    "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
    "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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    shitty topic

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    • #3
      I wholeheartedly disagree. I'm pooping right now, in fact. I don't think I've seen a good, solid turd in 5-6 years.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by jluv View Post
        I wholeheartedly disagree. I'm pooping right now, in fact. I don't think I've seen a good, solid turd in 5-6 years.
        That's because of the wierd stuff you eat Jared, I mean really, who puts sour cream, bacon bits, and bbq sauce on toast?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jluv View Post
          I wholeheartedly disagree. I'm pooping right now, in fact. I don't think I've seen a good, solid turd in 5-6 years.
          fascinating... for my research.. how old are you?
          "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
          "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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          • #6
            Top quality TP (i.e. Charmin Ultra Soft) makes the experience much more tolerable, if not completely enjoyable.

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            • #7
              on a side note.

              I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.

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              • #8
                Being I'm an expert in poops with my crohns and all, I say....
                Great thread. Would read again

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by The King View Post
                  Top quality TP (i.e. Charmin Ultra Soft) makes the experience much more tolerable, if not completely enjoyable.
                  I just can't justify the expense. I get the cheap shit for my shit.
                  "When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic." -Benjamin Franklin
                  "A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury." -Alexander Fraser Tytler

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                  • #10
                    I buy what evers on sale

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 5.0_CJ View Post
                      I just can't justify the expense. I get the cheap shit for my shit.
                      I'm possibly the most frugal Jew on this site, but quality TP is something I refuse to cheap out on.

                      I also noticed that once I turned 30, my shits have been longer and more frequent... enjoyable as well.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Denny View Post
                        I'm possibly the most frugal Jew on this site, but quality TP is something I refuse to cheap out on.
                        eh hem....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Silverback View Post
                          on a side note.

                          I always wanted to write a coffee table (or shitter) book, called "Best and Worst Toilets in Texas - An innerstate guide to pit stops" - Where I'd take pictures, and write reviews of all the gas station, fast food, small diner bathrooms along the major highways and back roads.
                          Surprisingly, the crappers and urinals at the State Fair this year were all being well maintained by onsite attendants.

                          Although your proposed book is limited in scope to innerstate toilets, I would be remiss if I failed to give props to the crappers in the Four Queens Casino in downtown Las Vegas. Clean, well maintanined, and outfitted with high quality TP.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by lo3oz View Post
                            eh hem....
                            You're just the Jewy Jew. I will pinch the shit out of a Shekel and make it rain Agorots.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by The King View Post
                              Surprisingly, the crappers and urinals at the State Fair this year were all being well maintained by onsite attendants.

                              Although your proposed book is limited in scope to innerstate toilets, I would be remiss if I failed to give props to the crappers in the Four Queens Casino in downtown Las Vegas. Clean, well maintanined, and outfitted with high quality TP.
                              I respecetfully disagree. I am sure there are so unique facilities out there. I know outside vdgas coming from la, I stopped at a gas station and had to ask if they had urinals after I went in the bathroom and only saw a decorative waterfall. Well apparantly you piss into the waterfall and it was fun none the less

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